He would get a dog and name her Bethany, but he would have to give up eating pizza to pay for normal dog expenses. Soon he would suffer from pizza withdraw, and have to sell Bethany to get money. After he spent all of his money he got off Bethany, he would have to become a male stripper to pay the rent, and of course, for pizza. Then one day he would be walking to work and pass a house that was under construction, he would accidentally knock a can of motor oil onto a construction workers cheese burger. When the worker eats the cheese burger, he turns into a zombie, because the cow that the burger was made of had mad cow disease and the mix of motor oil and the diseased meat made the zombie virus, creating a zombie army for him to fight. Thus creating Devil May Cry 5, The Rise of the Zombie God.