If all the demons were gone, what would Dante do next?

[DragonMaster2010]

Just wondering something me and a friend had a debate over. Say all the demons were killed or the portals to hell that bring them to Earth were destroyed and demons were no longer in the human world, what would Dante do then? How would his life be if all the demons were gone?

 

[V's patron]

he would kick back, open a can of tomato juice and eat a slice of pizza.

 

[Zilla]

Porn.

 

[V]

He'd be bored to death.

Unless

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/338202-bigthumbnail.jpg

Or something

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

He'd be in jail for stealing pizzas every chance he could get.

 

[McdD]

Surfing for sure. And the advantage of being a half demon? Waves can't touch you

 

[D-Sparda]

He will stop kicking his door now.

 

[DMC]

He'd be bored to death.

Unless

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/338202-bigthumbnail.jpg

Or something

he cant die though >_<

 

[darkdeamon92/dmc3/]

He would find a way to go to the demon world and kick there asses while eating pizza cuz this is what he lives for

Its like breathing for us we can't life without it.....and for dante its demons for without them he could be bored to death ...

 

[Zilla]

he cant die though >_<

Dante Must Die difficulty would like a word with You.

 

[Vergil'sBitch]

He'd drink some JD, eat some pizza... sleep... drink some more JD then eat a strawberry sundae... then go back to sleep
A sequence he'd repeat until he was 50 stones in weight and would use rebellion to scratch his fat ar$e...

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Here's how I'd see it

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

Dante would open a unsuccessful pizza and strawberry sunday shop.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Dante would open a unsuccessful pizza and strawberry sunday shop.

Dante can't cook, and he's pretty broke.

 

[Sparda's rejected son]

Dante can't cook, and he's pretty broke.

He can get Patty to cook for him.
Broke?! Lol my dear lad Dante has never allowed money to stop him from running up tabs. Consider this another tab lol.

 

[berto]

Jack of all trades, if he wanted he could do most anything... Maybe rule the world.

 

[DragonMaster2010]

Jack of all trades, if he wanted he could do most anything... Maybe rule the world.

I doubt Dante is the kind of person who'd want to rule the world. And ask for that jack of all trades, that reminds me of this anime called Golden Boy.

 

[darkdeamon92/dmc3/]

i'll tell you what he would do...........BE IN JACKASS 4

 

[Laurence Barnes]

star in more meme's

lets hope kratos doesn't stop him though

 

[Agility]

Jack of all trades, if he wanted he could do most anything... Maybe rule the world.

But he won't because he's a bum.

I think he'd be burrowing money from Nero. I even think that's why he gave Nero Yamato INSURANCE!