Epic Rap Battles of DMC!

[TerrorA]

You choose a character and begin a rap.

I'm using DmC Dante.

Go!

 

[seraphmaycry]

is the rap one line at a time?

i pick original mundus

mundus: YEAH! WOOOO THAT'S RIGHT MUNDUS

mundus: your mother was a whore your father a traitor to his own kind! i have the power of a god AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? A TATTOO (im awful at starting these sort of things so please humor me)

 

[TerrorA]

DmC Dante: Your rhymes are as stiff as you
stuck as a statue
I'm your nightmare come true
the demon killer, they call me
the new face of DmC
An unbeatable G.
You claim to be a god but what I see
is just another whiny demon pussy!

 

[seraphmaycry]

mundus: have you even watched they live? nothing about you is original you just a rhyming pussy, while you and you'r friends we'r all having sex i was killing billions you'r time's up DONTE you are nothing but a wimp

 

[aoshi]

Okay, This jus occurred to me.

Yo Yo
I'm nero
Watch the time go
right out the window
I will buster,
No, you ain't got nothin mister

Okay thats about it. I know i suck.

 

[seraphmaycry]

Original Mundus: your rhymes are as bad as your gilrfreind

what;s up with her anyway? it's like someone ate her brain.

i am the demon king i rule both worlds. you;r the son of one of the many i turned into a personal servant,

i hsve the power of a god. you have a arm that glows in the dark

 

[788Masri]

Bob Barbas:

in todays news i lay down some mad beats
hey, Dante who do you think you are?
you act all tough like your the ****
but all you do is go around in that little girls car?
admit it punk, sales wise your less than a hit

nero hows kirie, last i checked she was whining like a bitch
no sorry that was you, i guess at Development NT decided to leave you dead
but ill tell you one thing tho, she gives the best head

THE NAMES BOB BARBAS
I RUN THIS ****, I GET ALL THE ASS
IM DOING GODS WORK, WHICH GOD YOU ASK
MOTHER ****ING BOB BARBASS

 

[TerrorA]

DmC Dante: (laughs) A god? You're 0-2.
Face it, your reigns up, you're through!
You've took more swords than Amai Lui!
Sparda and Dante already made you a ho.
Who's next, Nero?

Sorry kid, you don't got what it takes,
The son of Sparda versus his brother's mistake.

And Barbas, you claim to be tough
But you dropped quick enough.
Bounced your lasers back in face
got in your eyes like mace
kicked your ass all over the place
two shots to the fat
and you dropped like that!

 

[DragonMaster2010]

DmC Dante:
OOH! Someone call the ambulance dude, cause you're about to get your ass stomped like DMC2.

I wish you would try to beat me, I'm a nephilim, B!tch, I'm playin' baseball on these demons, here's the opening pitch!

AND IT'S A HOOMERUN! Screamin' out like deadpool, I chill with him and we be merkin demons with heavy tools!

And that hunter? Please I slammed him down no joke, then I went back to the crib and gave some Angels a poke!

I'm with brother and we killin' the scum,

Flirtin' with Kat cause she that it's on,

Barbas is done, man this sh!t ain't for fun, and poison is dead with my two heavy guns.
Lilith be trippin, her baby be killin',

and Mundus is next while he still in his feelin's.

****in' off Mundus casue that's how I do,

"Yo Mundus guess what?" "What?" "F*CK YOU!"

Vergil be evil and he needs to die, I go to my DT and that's how I fly.

Protector of Earth, man it's all in one shot, I take it back old school, here's the jackpot!

 

[Onecrazymonkey1]

DmC Vergil

Hey Dante I'm just here to say,

you ain't got no game son so you best get outta my way,

Not Jealous yet? I think you will be,

I'm well acquainted with Kat's Anatomy,

I'm a hustling pimp,

my destiny is to rule the world,

I'm gonna cut you with Yamato next time you eye up my girl,

You still don't know my name yet? well let me give you a clue,

This is your brother Vergil, the man in blue,

and it ain't no secret that I got a bigger dick too,

if you don't like it, well then, **** you!

:troll:

uhhh I don't listen to rap so if this sucks than at least I tried ha.

 

[TerrorA]

No that was pretty good! Have a like, you crazy monkey you

 

[DragonMaster2010]

DmC Dante:
OOH! Someone call the ambulance dude, cause you're about to get your ass stomped like DMC2.

I wish you would try to beat me, I'm a nephilim, B!tch, I'm playin' baseball on these demons, here's the opening pitch!

AND IT'S A HOOMERUN! Screamin' out like deadpool, I chill with him and we be merkin demons with heavy tools!

And that hunter? Please I slammed him down no joke, then I went back to the crib and gave some Angels a poke!

I'm with brother and we killin' the scum,

Flirtin' with Kat cause she that it's on,

Barbas is done, man this sh!t ain't for fun, and poison is dead with my two heavy guns.
Lilith be trippin, her baby be killin',

and Mundus is next while he still in his feelin's.

****in' off Mundus casue that's how I do,

"Yo Mundus guess what?" "What?" "F*CK YOU!"

Vergil be evil and he needs to die, I go to my DT and that's how I fly.

Protector of Earth, man it's all in one shot, I take it back old school, here's the jackpot!

 

[788Masri]

original (DMC) Vergil

greetings hunters, i hope you know
im here to steal the show:

because the way i fight is absolutely flawless
im the best character of the series, im just being honest
im the heart and soul of the games, im an artist
im going to win this battle here regardless
you little kids are gonna make me hurl
cause youve been wasting your time fighting over a girl
you think your a hustling pimp? you wanna rule the world
biatch you seen your threads you look like you just got a pearl
shoved so far up your ass, you forgot whats class
ive been tearing demons before you were born
i dont wanna play my own horn, but im the best, supreme
you aint eva gonna be me, im the victor, the winner, the very best
so just go back home and cry into that other punks 2 dollar vest

 

[Onecrazymonkey1]

original (DMC) Vergil
snip

DmC Vergil to DMC Vergil

OG Vergil? now don't make me laugh,
You'll run back to InuYasha when I'm done with your ass,

Just have a seat cuz this party ain't over,
soon I'll snap my fingers and you'll just roll over,

I don't cry boo hoo cuz I lost my momma,
You can't be an artist with that emo drama,

You think you're Mr. Darcy cuz you wear a cravat?
My looks alone make girls go split splot splat

Make fun of my threads is that all you got?
Last night with your girl she said I looked hot,

I don't fight over ho's they just flock to me,
You wouldn't know when your dreaming about mommy,

You put the V in Virgin alone in the dark,
You remind me of butters that kid from southpark,

Tearing up demons before I was born?
I was tearing up your mama in Bukakke porn,

I'm cold and ruthless and get **** done,
I'll abort me some babies when I want to have fun,

So go cry in a corner or whine how you lost,
I think you know now who's the real boss

 

[788Masri]

DMC3 Vergil
woah you kill babies
ooh i think im shaking in my knees

im killing REAL demons all on my own
with one swipe they're dead, so i dont need no bitching from some 3 dollar clone

you rhyme laugh and ass., over with over
thats cute dude heres a four leaf clover
cuz ull need all the luck you can get
when i tear you apart and wont break a sweat

you say im crying boo hoo and im an emo
let me remind you which one of us had to be saved by some ho
it was you boy, and you couldnt even take out some bitch ass swat
mother fuker i culled a whole city in one night the whole lot

i opened the gates of hell
i didnt need to ring no bell
to kill some bitch ass banker
demon king or not , in know you think your hot but your just another wanker

so go cry me a river
im sure thatll make me shake and shiver
cause the only reason dante didnt follow through
is cuz that slut beged him not to kill you

you know its kinda sad when you think
but you wouldnt know your too busy talking about your tiny dick
i actually feel kinda sorry sincelike you i dont know how to kill
oh wait yes i do because im mother ****ing VERGIL

 

[Onecrazymonkey1]

snip

DmC Vergil to DMC Vergil

Hey, can you tell me is your ass still aching?
I heard you got raped by mundus, and now the crown is now mine for the taking,

A ho saved me once that's true I'll admit,
But at least I can say that I didn't quit,

How many times is your brother going to bend you over?
I think your the one who needs that four leaf clover,

123 strikes you're out, you're nothing but a flop,
While I'm building an army the cream of the crop,

Your pride must sting to be reduced to a puppet,
But you can always find work by playing a muppet

I'm the king of demons, they follow my rule,
Not some sesshomaru wannabe anime tool,

I may have started weak but I picked myself up,
I hate to break it to you kid, that's called skill not luck,

blaha blah blah, so you culled whole cities,
Sorry didn't catch that, I'm in the middle of motor boating your mamas tities.

Rhyming dick and think is off the mark son,
You diss my rhymes and think those made you hit a homerun?

You know what's funny? You seem obsessed with my dick,
are you having wet dreams about giving me a lick?

If you be a good boy I'll cut off your string,
and you can have the honor of calling yourself my queen,

You talk about the numbers and demons you kill?
But there's nothing to brag about in the end you lost, you're out, get real.


I like this thread

 

[788Masri]

le snips

DMC3 Vergil to DmC Vergil
you think you know power bitch please
any idiot can raise an army a real monster wipes it out and its a breeze
and guess who. thats right that was me again,
i hope your writing this down do you have a pen?
thats the third time you said you had sex with my mom
what are you twelve or you just that plain dumb
ring ring. hello? whos this? hey idapus called
about your three way with Freud, says he was appaled
by your lack of balls
fighting from the dark, scheming like a dork
getting your brother to do all the work
why you afraid? at least i was up front
i didnt need to hide behind some stupid C***


its true i got beaten and enslaved,
you could even say my life was depraved
but you know what listen you might learn something
as to why noone likes you and im still the king
after all the **** i got dumped on me, i did it with style
aint nothing like you and your dumbass rapist smile

my brother beat me but then so did yours.
at least i chose to leap head first into hells jaws
you ran away with you tail between your legs
crying and whining only alive cuz Kat had to beg

when mundus fought me i was nearly dead
and even then i managed to stab him in his head
when you went against the king of kings
he beat you. your brother might as well have had wings
because he saved your ass, then whoped it some more
like he was your pimp and your his whore
so sit down boy and take your place
cuz nothing you do has my grace

i agree this is really fun

 

[TerrorA]

DMC1 Dante:

Time to kick off the kid gloves and get serious!

Better than me? You're both delirious!

You're both batshit insane

got power on the brain

and nowhere near my fame!

I been rocking PS2 since 20001

You showed up when the party was halfway done!

I'm the Demon slayer, your nothing!

Nice tower, Verge, compensating for something

You've got one style and no desire

While I sit here and spit fire.

You're kid's weaker than you!

My boy New D's gonna kick your ass in DmC2.

 

[788Masri]

kick off the kid gloves? are you retarded
i think you'll find this battle more than one sided

you think you rule the ps2 since DMC1
well let me tell you that it wasnt even that fun

nice sword by the way,whatre you compensating for
admit it brother when it comes to class you're
just another cliched anime ass

so sit down leave the fight to the big boys
and if you good i might even give you some toys

you know, after i finish ruling this ****,
im evil mother ****er take the hint
stop whinning and crying about brotherly love
im fighting on a level beyond an above
one styles all i need
its all about the speed
the swipe and slash
then reducing my enemies to ash

so go ahead stand there and get paid
but between the two of us im the only one whose gotten laid
i dont care if my son is some two bit tool
he gets it from his uncle the village fool

 

[mrrandomlulz]

DMC3/DMC4 Dante to DmC Dante

THIS PARTIES GETTING CRAZY SO LET'S ROCK!
You got bashed by fans while Lady was sucking my cock!
You ****ing need to stop imitating me you 2 cent hack.
And while you're at it, lay off of the freaking crack.
(awesome mother ****ing guitar solo on Nevan)
So what if you stopped some greedy fatass.
The truth of the matter is I'M THE REAL BADASS!