Epic Rap Battles of DMC!
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TerrorA
Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
DmC Dante to DMC4 Dante (finally!)
A hack is what you call me?
You're the laughing stock of DMC!
Dressed like a gay rodeo clown
now you're going DOWN!
It's pathetic, why don't you act your age
Is that why Nero took center stage?
'Cause you went through some mid- life crisis
don't you dare start acting self Righteous!
You're in your 30's! Stop acting 19!
Oh, yeah, rapping's not really your thing.
I've wrecked you, now I'm through.
I think I liked you better in DMC2!
At least then you knew when to shut the **** up!
Let me know when you've had enough!
A hack is what you call me?
You're the laughing stock of DMC!
Dressed like a gay rodeo clown
now you're going DOWN!
It's pathetic, why don't you act your age
Is that why Nero took center stage?
'Cause you went through some mid- life crisis
don't you dare start acting self Righteous!
You're in your 30's! Stop acting 19!
Oh, yeah, rapping's not really your thing.
I've wrecked you, now I'm through.
I think I liked you better in DMC2!
At least then you knew when to shut the **** up!
Let me know when you've had enough!
mrrandomlulz
Monsuuuta moonssuta mo mo mo mo monsuuta
DMC3 to DmC
Laughing stock of DMC? At least I can get laid.
Oh I forgot about the prostitutes and the 666$ you paid.
I make creative one liners all you do is say "F you"
Not to mention, I've touched Lady's boob.
What's Kat's cleavage? Oh Right, ZERO!
Once I'm done with you, you'll be crying like Nero
788Masri
I'm just some guy who really like Devil May Cry
i love how this has become DMC characters Vs DmC characters well may as well rebel
DMC3 Vergil to DMC4 Dante
wait what. who're you?
your not my brother, your name just happens to be dante too
cause he may have been a kid but he was cool
he didnt act like a complete tool
he tried and struggled, our battle was that of legend
and your jumping around acting like some bell-end
ive never been sadder than when i saw what you became
you were once a becon of hope now your just plain lame
where was the development that spans across 4 games
and this stories climax was saving some god DAMN DAME!
now im glad im dead, at least now i wont have to suffer
watching you devolves until your nothing more than a buffer
for that punk nero who may or may not be my son
id tell you if he was but **** it with this series I AM DONE!
DMC3 Vergil to DMC4 Dante
wait what. who're you?
your not my brother, your name just happens to be dante too
cause he may have been a kid but he was cool
he didnt act like a complete tool
he tried and struggled, our battle was that of legend
and your jumping around acting like some bell-end
ive never been sadder than when i saw what you became
you were once a becon of hope now your just plain lame
where was the development that spans across 4 games
and this stories climax was saving some god DAMN DAME!
now im glad im dead, at least now i wont have to suffer
watching you devolves until your nothing more than a buffer
for that punk nero who may or may not be my son
id tell you if he was but **** it with this series I AM DONE!
788Masri
I'm just some guy who really like Devil May Cry
you know i got that impression too, someone needs to represent him...tho i dont envy them. not one bit
mrrandomlulz
Monsuuuta moonssuta mo mo mo mo monsuuta
Notice how I'm having DMC3 Dante rap about him ****ing Lady
Onecrazymonkey1
Well-known Member
Chimera Khaos
Hades Leading General Commander
Name of song? I'm intrigued...
TerrorA
Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Nero to Everyone
ALRIGHT! Nero's on the stage,
Bustin' out of his cage!
talking ****, now I'm getting enraged!
Y'all think I can't defend
but you need to understand
Blood of Sparda runs through these veins
Rhymes sinking into your brains
The only one here actively getting laid
without the girl having to be paid.
My sword and rhymes are red hot!
I'm ****ed now so you better run!
'Cause there's one thing you forgot
(DT's) I'M MY FATHER'S SON!
ALRIGHT! Nero's on the stage,
Bustin' out of his cage!
talking ****, now I'm getting enraged!
Y'all think I can't defend
but you need to understand
Blood of Sparda runs through these veins
Rhymes sinking into your brains
The only one here actively getting laid
without the girl having to be paid.
My sword and rhymes are red hot!
I'm ****ed now so you better run!
'Cause there's one thing you forgot
(DT's) I'M MY FATHER'S SON!
Onecrazymonkey1
Well-known Member
DmC Kat to DMC4 lady
What are you good for? are you just for show?
You be looking like some rag tag two dollar ho,
I remember a time when you used to have class,
and now all your good for is taking it up the ass,
You gotta titty job done, well whoopty friggen do
At least I can say I'm not as pathetic as you,
People talk **** about how I can't fight,
how I got raped in the night, but my will shone bright,
with all my might I overcame, the sad video game woman cliche,
unlike you I don't need to put my tits on display,
I know someone will jump in here and say I'm a princess peach,
that I can't talk **** with these words that I preach,
That I hid behind a trash can when two Nephilim clashed
But I'm proud of my contribution of wits unabashed.
You just popped up for a minute or two,
to show you're a money grubber and then you were through.
WTF?
What are you good for? are you just for show?
You be looking like some rag tag two dollar ho,
I remember a time when you used to have class,
and now all your good for is taking it up the ass,
You gotta titty job done, well whoopty friggen do
At least I can say I'm not as pathetic as you,
People talk **** about how I can't fight,
how I got raped in the night, but my will shone bright,
with all my might I overcame, the sad video game woman cliche,
unlike you I don't need to put my tits on display,
I know someone will jump in here and say I'm a princess peach,
that I can't talk **** with these words that I preach,
That I hid behind a trash can when two Nephilim clashed
But I'm proud of my contribution of wits unabashed.
You just popped up for a minute or two,
to show you're a money grubber and then you were through.
WTF?
788Masri
I'm just some guy who really like Devil May Cry
narcissistic cannibal
XDmC12345X
#BringBackTheStupidFiles
This is the greatest thread ever, need to make a video with all this.
TerrorA
Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Ok, if anyone has a mike on their computer, record the lines you wrote and send them to me here
t.andrews39@yahoo.com.
I'll post it on youtube
t.andrews39@yahoo.com.
I'll post it on youtube
BLACKSWIPE
"Waiting for one's arrival."
DMC 4 DANTE (Even though I Tend to mock him..I still love him...its one of my guilty pleasures.....}
Whats up with all you b!tches slandern' my name?
Last time I checked being a pizza-eatin-boss wasn't that lame.
I relaxed a little, So what? I took it easy all up in the game
Then suddenly I've got assh0les puttin my rep to shame!
After Nero had an angst Attack and blacked DA fu¤k out,
I took my blade and and cleaned up his mess, I didnt even pout
I finished what he couldnt but he stole the spotlight, yet I still had a little fun..
But the fans declared that me being cool was officially done?!
What the hell is wrong with you. you jugemental as5?
I've got some time to spare, so let ol' Dante show you some class!!
Whats up with all you b!tches slandern' my name?
Last time I checked being a pizza-eatin-boss wasn't that lame.
I relaxed a little, So what? I took it easy all up in the game
Then suddenly I've got assh0les puttin my rep to shame!
After Nero had an angst Attack and blacked DA fu¤k out,
I took my blade and and cleaned up his mess, I didnt even pout
I finished what he couldnt but he stole the spotlight, yet I still had a little fun..
But the fans declared that me being cool was officially done?!
What the hell is wrong with you. you jugemental as5?
I've got some time to spare, so let ol' Dante show you some class!!