DMC Worst Jobs

[Sparda™]

Dante as a monk, no booze, no killing, no women...he'd go insane.

Dante would destroy the monastery in a flash....:lol:


OK OK...

Trish as a leather fetish obsessed...

Lady as a chief executive in a military company...

Kyrie as a college teacher....

 

[Vergilissexy]

Dante - Tango Master
Nero - Bishonen Teacher
Lady - Super Low Cut Tops Maid
Trish - Dominatrix
Kyrie - Slutty Teacher
Vergil - Hitman

Actually, one of the only jobs I see Vergil doing is hitman.

 

[Chaos Raiden]

Actually, one of the only jobs I see Vergil doing is hitman.

teachers,maid,dominatrix,tango master are still jobs...:lol:

or are you saying u don;t want Lady dresses a really sexy maid costume to serve you and calling you master...?

 

[Vergilissexy]

Uh, no. XD I wouldn't mind a naked Sparda babe doing it though. XD Or Nero.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

Dante - Tango Master
Nero - Bishonen Teacher
Lady - Super Low Cut Tops Maid
Trish - Dominatrix
Kyrie - Slutty Teacher
Vergil - Hitman

AHahah! Which reminds me...

 

[Chaos Raiden]

Uh, no. XD I wouldn't mind a naked Sparda babe doing it though. XD Or Nero.

so you are a GIRL...?:O well,that explains it...^_^

AHahah! Which reminds me...

Damn,that was nice...:lol:

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Dante as a sheep shearer... (think that's how you spell it).

Nero as a stripper.

Vergil as a painter and decorator.

 

[Devil Razer]

Arkham as a primary school teacher

Mundus as a flower arranger

Credo as a drag queen

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ Made me laugh.

Lady as a director.

Dante as an icecream man.

Vergil as a taxi driver.

Phantom as a zoo keeper.

Nelo Angelo as a racing car driver.

Arkham as a postman.

Nero as a writer.

 

[Chaos Raiden]

Arkham as a primary school teacher

Mundus as a flower arranger

Credo as a drag queen

I rather see Agnus as a drag queen...:lol:

 

[LordOfDarkness]

^ lol.

Dante as a priest.

Mundus as a barber.

Vergil as a golfer.

 

[VI-Rainbow]

^ lol.

Dante as a priest.

Mundus as a barber.

Vergil as a golfer.

Father Dante! Forgive me for I have sinned.

Father Dante: Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!

Vergil... would be a brutal golfer. Many people will be missing alot of body parts after every swing. xD