DMC religion

[(?Cmurder?)]

You guys obviously know that DMC is based off the divine comedy right >_>

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

You guys obviously know that DMC is based off the divine comedy right >_>

yea we know that or i do idk about them.

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

Knowing that or not won't make a difference since the thread is just for fun

 

[Angel]

Yeah, probably. okay 100.

Does that sound reasonable?

Definitely - tell you what, if you guys make it to 100 unique commandments I'll give everyone who posted one or more of them (not those who just commented) 20 rep points.

Ooh...I'm good...soooo good....

 

[The dark knight]

Oh crap..I forgot.Dantes Inferno!!!!!Angel...you are teh BEST!

You guys obviously know that DMC is based off the divine comedy right >_>

 

[Steven]

Commandment #11 Thou shalt not steal my Sigs.
Commandment #12 Thou shalt always share your Devil May Cry picture sources with me.

(I've gotta make it to 3,000 pictures. >_> I am on 2752. :|)

 

[The dark knight]

Commandment #13 Thou shalt not fart with a lighter behind their butt at the bloody puppets cause that is cheating.

 

[King Avallach]

Commandment number 14: thou shalt not slit one's own wrists whilst on this site. (It really does not do us any favours).

Commandment number 15: Never shalt thou brick thyself if anyone gives thou perculiar looks whilst thy is on this site (my sisters do all the time but I have decided now that they don't count).

Commandment number 16: During spare time try to defeat Mundus on DMd with no use of items and your eyes CLOSED.

Commandment number 17: Thou shalt write out the descriptions of the enemies found in DMC1 once they are complete and stick them to bedroom wall.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

Commanment number 18.every one will obey(sorry if i didnt spell it right)the Administrators and do what they say

Commanment number 19.buy dmc4 when it comes out and u have anuff money

 

[The dark knight]

Damn you cant spell...........It is spelled OBEY.Are you drinking or something lol!?If you can spell administrators why cant you spell Obey?LOL
Commandment # 20.Thoult shall not drink in excessive amounts.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

ther dk i fixed it and even tho its none of ur bez yea i was at a party last night and yea i did drink


not trying to be mean srry if it sounded mean

 

[The dark knight]

You didnt sound mean.Then you must drink alot man.How about you cut down the alcahol.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

yea i think am going to lisen to u this time
i really need to start doing that.

 

[Vordan]

Commandment #21: Thou shalt never allow thyself to strike Phantom when thou canst trick thy enemy into falling through a skylight.

 

[King Avallach]

Commandment number 22: Never shalt thy dream of being chased through a vat of Guiness by the great green arkleseizure.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

Commandment number 23:never should u lose on dmc 12 or 3 on esy or sparda shall return from his grave(wich i know the location of)and kill u.

 

[King Avallach]

commandment number 24: Thou shalt always succussfully navigate level 8 on DMC3 on HOH without dying. (It's not hard, you just need to use your eyes).

Commandment Number 25: Though shalt always complete sentences without the use of 21st century neologisms, of which the majority are intolerably imbecilic.

 

[The dark knight]

Commandment Number 26:Thou shalt not pee in the ocean with the skulls.They might choketh.(choketh means choke)

 

[King Avallach]

commandment number 27: Thou shalt watch and appreciate "The Life of Brian" at least once in the duration of their life.

 

[Angel]

commandment number 27: Thou shalt watch and appreciate "The Life of Brian" at least once in the duration of their life.

He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy...