DMC religion

[King Avallach]

I need help coming up with these. We need 10 commandments for our DMC religion.

No one should be too offended as most people from a strictly religious background wouldn't be allowed to play DMCs because of their connection to the occult.

Commandment number 1: Thou shalt dedicate at least 1 hr to DMC daily on DMD difficulty.

Commandment number 2: Never shalt thou lose at DMC2.

Commandment number 3: Never shalt thou insult the sons of Sparda.

Commandment number 4: Pour thy soul into absolute virile fanaticism of the religion. (What? all other religions do it)

 

[Vergilissexy]

Lol!

I can't think of any right now, but i'll let you know when/if I do. ^^

 

[The dark knight]

You are basing a religion on DMC?A religion needs a creator or a extremely powerful being.(I guess Sparda for you guys)And if you are serious why base a Religion on a video game?It is a computer generated program invented by the Japanese and sold in 2001 and was originally was going to be Resident Evil 4.And I dont think it is a good idea to post it here.There are people with religions they follow here.

 

[Tony_Redgrave]

It's a joke
And I know that you know it

 

[Vergilissexy]

A religion needs a creator or a extremely powerful being.(I guess Sparda for you guys)

Thats not nessarily true. And as Redgrave said, it's just for fun. We all know it's just a video game.

 

[The dark knight]

Good...cause if you guys were forming a cult I would keep my distance from you guys.

 

[X_nick_X]

Hey they started a religion of sci fi books and star wars least we can do is make a religion about someone cool

 

[Steve]

Commandment number #5: Thou shalt not steal... my limited edition copy of Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening Special Edition :ninja:

Just to clarify: born-again Christian here and I'm perfectly happy where I am. But just so long as this is just a joke and all in the name of fun then I don't mind getting involved. ^_^

 

[The dark knight]

I am in too!Commandment # 6 Thou shalt not use the garden on Mallet Island as a toilet!I am a christian also.I am a Southern Baptist.

 

[Steve]

Nice commandment, DK. Awesome. :lol:

 

[The dark knight]

LOL thanks!Yours was awesome also!I like the little letters after the commandment.Okay because of the commandment I cant steal your DMC3 lol!!!!

 

[King Avallach]

Yeah, it's just a little joke.

 

[The dark knight]

Commandment # 7 Thou shalt not call the bloody puppets Pinochio or thou shall get shot on thy spot.

 

[King Avallach]

Those being marrionettes and bloody maris.

Commanment number eight: Thou shalt alway treat a friend as an equal but an enemy as the lowest form of life.

 

[Angel]

I got a feeling you guys are gonna exceed the ten commandments here - and why not? Surely a game with such a huge following should have more commandments...

 

[King Avallach]

I got a feeling you guys are gonna exceed the ten commandments here - and why not? Surely a game with such a huge following should have more commandments...

Yeah, probably. okay 100.

Does that sound reasonable?

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

commandments #9 dont take THIS JOKE TO FAR or ppl who vist the sit my think we have all gone coco.

 

[King Avallach]

commandments #9 dont take THIS JOKE TO FAR or ppl who vist the sit my think we have all gone coco.

I'm not familiar with that expression "gone coco". But if it means gone mad. Then we're mad, bad and proud of it!

 

[The dark knight]

I am not crazy.I am just funny and silly.If you took this seriously then you would be crazy.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

ommandment # 10 try to forgive and forget.