DMC Character silly rhymes

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King Avallach

Deity of the Old World
Dante:

Dante was a man with white hair
All macho and without a care
The kids used to make fun
But then they'd run
As his head was shaped like a pear!


Trish:

There once was a blonde from hell,
Who had a convincing story to tell,
The man who she had betrayed
He came to her aid
As a bloody huge pinnacle fell!

Sparda

The legendary dark knight,
Who had great might,
The demon horde
Went forth for their lord,
Who's *** was kicked in a fight!
 
LOL!! :lol: they are pretty funny! ^_^
same I can't do rhymes, because they would be stupid lol.
Poems and rhymes are not my thing :P
 
There was dude,
And he was shrewd.
Arkham he was called,
Old,nasty and bald,
And excruciatingly boring,
One day when he was snoring,
In the library(at everyone's chagrin)
He saw a grumpy kid and started to grin
The old bat walked up and opened his fat mouth
Only to have himself screwered in and out
And the director yelled "VERGIL YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO IMPALE HIM!"
Then the young man replied,"What can I do? He's just too dim."
 
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