DMC Character silly rhymes

[King Avallach]

Dante:

Dante was a man with white hair
All macho and without a care
The kids used to make fun
But then they'd run
As his head was shaped like a pear!


Trish:

There once was a blonde from hell,
Who had a convincing story to tell,
The man who she had betrayed
He came to her aid
As a bloody huge pinnacle fell!

Sparda

The legendary dark knight,
Who had great might,
The demon horde
Went forth for their lord,
Who's *** was kicked in a fight!

 

[Demons Destiny]

LOL!! :lol: they are pretty funny! ^_^
same I can't do rhymes, because they would be stupid lol.
Poems and rhymes are not my thing

 

[King Avallach]

I'm glad you liked them!

 

[IloveVergil]

There was dude,
And he was shrewd.
Arkham he was called,
Old,nasty and bald,
And excruciatingly boring,
One day when he was snoring,
In the library(at everyone's chagrin)
He saw a grumpy kid and started to grin
The old bat walked up and opened his fat mouth
Only to have himself screwered in and out
And the director yelled "VERGIL YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO IMPALE HIM!"
Then the young man replied,"What can I do? He's just too dim."

 

[XicoPT]

Nice guys keep it up...

 

[DemonSlayer6]

Yeah! This stuff is funny!

 

[King Avallach]

Phantom:

A scorpion-spider from down below,
Who caused some grief for that Dante fellow,
He finally fell through some glass,
And impaled his ***
And let out an agonising bellow.

 

[Angel]

Very nice guys

 

[King Avallach]

Thanks Angel.

I will be trying to think up more.

 

[Darth Angelo]

I love the Trish one.