Raylita
DVSKat
*Theme Music, Kirisute Gomen By Trivium*
Raylita: Hi folks, my name is Raylita and I'll be your host today, night, morning, whatever you want!
Audience: *Claps and cheers*
Raylita: Moving on, please welcome, Dante! *Points towards the door but no one comes out.* *Nervous laugh* Please excuse me for a moment. *Gets up and walks towards the door.*
RAP(Random. Audience. Person): What do you think happened?
??????:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone jumps and looks around.*
*Raylita runs on stage with a demon behind her and Trish chasing that demon.*
Raylita: KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Trish: I would if this demon stopped chasing you!
*They started running in a circle for a long time that everyone gotten dizzy either past out from the dizziness or continued to follow them run in a circle.*
?????: GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!
*Trish and Raylita jumped outta the way as a blast of ice hit the demon. Dante walked onstage holding his Cerberus weapon.*
Dante: Thats 10 points for me!
Trish: This isn't a game ya' know.
Dante: Yeah well atleast the demon is dead right?
Trish: True.
Dante: Anyway, lets get this talkshow thing outta the way. *Goes over to Raylita and starts shaking her.* C'mon get up, time to do your talkshow thing.
Raylita: :wacko:
Dante: I SAID WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaking her harder.*
Trish: I think she knocked herself out when she dodged your attack.
Audience: Is that possible?
Trish: It is. Well let's end the show then.
Raylita: Hi folks, my name is Raylita and I'll be your host today, night, morning, whatever you want!
Audience: *Claps and cheers*
Raylita: Moving on, please welcome, Dante! *Points towards the door but no one comes out.* *Nervous laugh* Please excuse me for a moment. *Gets up and walks towards the door.*
RAP(Random. Audience. Person): What do you think happened?
??????:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone jumps and looks around.*
*Raylita runs on stage with a demon behind her and Trish chasing that demon.*
Raylita: KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Trish: I would if this demon stopped chasing you!
*They started running in a circle for a long time that everyone gotten dizzy either past out from the dizziness or continued to follow them run in a circle.*
?????: GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!!!!!!
*Trish and Raylita jumped outta the way as a blast of ice hit the demon. Dante walked onstage holding his Cerberus weapon.*
Dante: Thats 10 points for me!
Trish: This isn't a game ya' know.
Dante: Yeah well atleast the demon is dead right?
Trish: True.
Dante: Anyway, lets get this talkshow thing outta the way. *Goes over to Raylita and starts shaking her.* C'mon get up, time to do your talkshow thing.
Raylita: :wacko:
Dante: I SAID WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaking her harder.*
Trish: I think she knocked herself out when she dodged your attack.
Audience:
Is that possible?Trish: It is. Well let's end the show then.
