Describe a game poorly

[Meg]

Saw something similar to this on another site and thought it would be fun. Try to describe a game in the shortest, worst way possible while still be at least sort of accurate. Let’s see what we can come up with. :laugh:

I’ll start!

Devil May Cry 5: Nero over reacts to being called deadweight.

The Witcher 3: Geralt looks for women.

Skyrim: I’m just gonna real quick see what’s over there.....

 

[Absent Nova]

Final Fantasy 7: Being a terrorists

 

[ReaperHunter]

Breath Of The Wild: Waking up from a really long nap.

 

[Vergil95]

Metal gear solid 3: snake eater

The titles itself say everything XD

 

[Demi-fiend]

Death Stranding

 

[V's patron]

Death stranding: Mpreg simulator

 

[Vergil95]

Death Stranding

I actually buy that baby whit the collectors XD

Devil may cry 3: dante realize that devil may cry

 

[Meg]

Death Stranding

Oh man that video is perfect. :laugh:

I love all of these. Keep them coming! :thumbsup:

 

[berto]

Satan Jr. gets put in a prison but meets an angel girl he wants to make out with but his mom gets all jealous mother and sends her minions to keep them apart.

Now. NAME THAT GAME!!

Devil May Cry 5: Nero over reacts to being called deadweight.

Sounds accurate to me.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

But I’m not ill?

CoD: Shoot some stuff and oh you’re in a war or something.

Spider-Man: Swing around New York and pretend you look cool while doing it.

God Of War: Fūck yeah, mythology!

Any RPG game: There are villages, quests and normally dragons you have to slay but you’ll be too busy reading shìt tons of dialogue from random NPC’s.

 

[Meg]

But I’m not ill?

CoD: Shoot some stuff and oh you’re in a war or something.

PRETTY MUCH! :laugh:

 

[Goldsickle]

Devil May Cry 4: Furniture breaking simulator.

 

[BrawlMan]

God Hand: It's a game about punching people in the face.

 

[ReaperHunter]

Soul Calibur: Lots of people fighting over an eyeball sword.

 

[V's patron]

Jak 2/3/x: jak goes gangsta

Jak lost frontier: jak's gap year, jak and dax goes backpacking, jak and dax pirate edition.

The precursor legacy: jak and dax goes to the vet

Daxter(psp): pest versus pest

 

[Vergil95]

Call of duty infinity warfare: Jon snow became the new night king and went mad, thanos collect all the infinity stones and snap his finger... Oh that was another story

 

[Foxtrot94]

Pokemon - Little kids travel huge distances around the world on their own, enslaving animals and making them fight each other for their satisfaction and self importance, while also facing criminal organizations along the way.

Tekken - Dysfunctional family members toss each other off cliffs.

Super Mario - Italian plumber spends all of his time jumping around rather than doing his job, yet despite this he keeps being chubby for eternity.

 

[Angel]

Tekken: crashy bashy fingers smashy

 

[Meg]

Pokemon - Little kids travel huge distances around the world on their own, enslaving animals and making them fight each other for their satisfaction and self importance, while also facing criminal organizations along the way.

Tekken - Dysfunctional family members toss each other off cliffs.

Super Mario - Italian plumber spends all of his time jumping around rather than doing his job, yet despite this he keeps being chubby for eternity.

Fox you were supposed to summarize a game poorly. Your description of Pokemon was 1000% accurate. :laugh:

 

[Foxtrot94]

Fox you were supposed to summarize a game poorly. Your description of Pokemon was 1000% accurate. :laugh:

Ops.