Bob's breaking news

[Loopy]

Another topic just for laughs. Make up silly news stories or headlines that Bob could say on Raptor News. ^_^

Bob: News just in! My toupee has just got a life of its own and run away. If anyone sees it, please call Raptor News. This is Bob Barbas, bald as a cueball and feeling very silly right now.

Well, you get the idea.

 

[seraphmaycry]

great idea

hmmm i know


BOB: news just in bloody palace was renamed to blood palace and da- ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY COFFEE IS TRYING TO KILL ME *horrible screaming*

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Bob: This just in: Terrorist cell decimated? Not true, it seems that the leader of worldwide banking Mr. Ryder has been assassina-
Mundus: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!! Quit making up these damn fake news headings!

(four months later)

Mundus: *gets killed by Dante* I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *kaboom*

 

[MultiBro]

Bob Barbas here, I have two gunshot wounds in my chest and I am in alot of pain. More at 11.

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

Bob Barbas here, I have two gunshot wounds in my chest and I am in alot of pain. More at 11.

Addendum: "If I survive."

 

[JustWaffles]

Bob: As much as i hate Dante, that disease spreading loner i never thanked him for cleaning up Limbo's out of hand spider infestation, so uh thanks loser! now i don't have to do it!

 

[Dante Redgrave]

"This is Bob Barbas of the Raptor News Network. Breaking News, I have just been informed that fellow Anchor Bill O'Reilly has called for a throw down between us for title of...wait, what the f**k?! That ***t! How dare he accuse me of plagerism, I'l go down there and tear his ungrateful -"

 

[Loopy]

Bob: Breaking news! I am a loser who will never get laid and I smell....wait....WHO CHANGED THE PROMPTER?!

 

[mrrandomlulz]

Bob: So mr.Colbert. You copy me on a day to day basis.
Stephen: NO BOB! I emulate you. Check with your lawyers

 

[788Masri]

BOB: this is bob barbas just Tronning it up

 

[Loopy]

BOB: this is bob barbas just Tronning it up

Bob: This is Bob Barbas....JUST FIRIN' MA LASERRRR!! at Dante!

 

[Nessy]

nothing Bob says could be as hilarious as anything O'Reilly says.

 

[Dante47]

We'll do it live!

 

[Tmfaria]

Bob: Breaking news! I am a loser who will never get laid and I smell....wait....WHO CHANGED THE PROMPTER?!

Ahahaha. That made me chuckle.