Any good movies?

[Dark Elf]

DV easily dodges Luke's attacks and then hits him out of the window
Luke: Holy fuuuuuuuuu*k!!!!!
DV: What the? I was sleepin' , ya kno?

 

[Deleted member 209]

*Luke flattened by Jabba the hut*

 

[Dark Elf]

Jabba: I'm so sorry, sir!
Luke: Get......off......me.....
Han Solo: That was a lil random!
DV: Why don't you just shut up?
Yoda: The dark side of force....
Vergil: This is the power of Sparda!
Shrek: XO
Luke: HELP!
Nero: Yoo-hoo!
Dante: Shut up!
Alastor: Some Vodka?
Lil Lady: That's a lot of nuts!

 

[Deleted member 209]

Jabba: I wanna be LOVED
Shrek:
Luke: can't...... breathe!! XO
Han Solo: er.. get off him?
Jabba: **** that!
DV: :lol:
Nero: I LOVE YOU... JABBA!! I 2 kno who it feels to be unloved by so many..
Alastor: stfu *drinking vodka*
Me: that's jus sick

and 9 months later, Jabba and Nero's CHILDREN are born

Me: (sick)

 

[Dark Elf]

Jaberos?
DV: Screw this job (drinks beer with Yoda)
Dante: Where the f**k is Shrek?
Nero: Aah, Jabba!
Jabba: My wife!
Alastor: Suspicious...
Beowulf & Jester: We're brothers!!
Alastor: Damn you! (throws Vodka at them and conflagrates them)
lil lady: I gonna kill Uwe Boll

 

[Deleted member 209]

me: yay!!! fireworks!!!

*Jabba and Nero naming their children*
Nero: I'll call u sally, and u- **** I ran out of names
Jabba: well we've onli got another 1,000,734,232,232 left so get thinkin!
Nero: you're smothering me!!!
Jabba: u'll never understand my feelings now make me some PIE!

 

[Dark Elf]

Han Solo: I gonna fall! Save me!
Yoda (drunk as hell): Okay (cuts the wire)
Han Solo: Thanks!!
DV:Zzzzzzz