One of them has an ego as inflated as your love for lizards. He is also ignorant, thinks that he is right at all times, more stubborn than anything I have seen, and respect does not exist in his vocabulary.
The other is a person who annoys you all the time with minor things until you explode, mocks you, does everything to make you explode and think he is kind of superior. D:
Of course I was a kid the first time I met them and they were too. We wasn't like we are right now. That's my excuse of ever being friend with them. XD