Brunette Keeper [Jess]

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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SIF. That wasn't a request that was a - why is he asleep on my shoulder? D:
D'aaaaaaaaw. <3


You said that last post!

Is not.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Stop.

And how would you feel about it if you adopted a son?

Is not.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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I'm not! D:

What if who-the-****-ever wants for you two to have a son!? >D

Is not.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Make up your mind, woman! D<

Well, if you adopt a son!

Is not.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Now it's >3? Alright, then. >3

If you ever have a son, you won't think it's dazzling.

Is not.

Fine!

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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>D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D!

But it's not. =_=

Is not.

Well, fine then! Don't read it and be lame!

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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>D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D!

I know that! D<

Is not.

He's not snarking it, he's summarizing it.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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>D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D!

You think it is dazzling 'cause you don't have a dick! If you had one, it wouldn't be so dazzling! D<

That's not d'aw worthy. <.<"

I mentoined it once. And you need to RIF!

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Foar teh lulz.

Castration is not dazzling! D:

Yay. Back when I was younger (and wanted kids), I wanted to name my first daughter that.

+ http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/07/16/blogging-twilight-index-page/
Pure crack. Srsly. *_*

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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No, no! I'm being serious! >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D!

Why...why are you hearting that? D:
Because I'm dazzling. <3

Kitten that you better name Chuckles! Or Avanah. >///>

Ohai. BigMacs are yummy. <3

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Well, then, I love that face, too! See, look! Are you looking? >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D >D!

She uses rusty spoons, too. ._.

Well, that sucks. You should steal one, rename, and then send it to the circus!

OIC.

+ Brb. I have McDonalds to eat. <3

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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I really ****ng hate the face.

('-' )
Actually, I do know of something. But if I said it, Dani would probably castrate me. ._.
Damn right, I would!

His name was Fins, and he was a betta fish. I had him for three years, though.
That's a lot of animals.

I kind of wish the computer I was using had sound. No doubt that video sounded creepy.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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I'm sure you do.

>D

I can't think of anything. ._.
>D

Yay~ I have a cat and a bird. I had a fish, but Tink ate him while I was gone one weekend. ;_;

Where do you find these things?

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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FULOGIC doesn't apply in the real world. AT least, I don't think it does...
If it did, no one would be dead. I think.

>D

In the meantime, we can say anything we want and he won't say anything. >D
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It was on my birthday, too. ._. What a nice end to a birthday, amirite?

Cats are awesome. Except mine. She claws at my door when it's closed. But she doesn't drool on me! 8D

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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But isn't she a virgin? Is it possible to be a nympho and a virgin at the same time?

>D

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He's really not talking? Woah.

I once got full off just the rolls. I couldn't eat my lobster tail. I got yelled at after that for wasting $25. ._.

I hate dogs. Especially loud and drooly ones.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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But she's not a nympho. At least, I don't think she is.

>D

Well, you're a...a... Never mind. I'm just not going to say anything.
*chokes*

So, you're not denying it, then?

+ How have you been lately?

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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Last time I checked, Krys wasn't a nympho like you, Daryl, and Julie are. ._.;

>D

That wasn't a compliment! D<
Lrn2comeback.
D<

Thank you~ <3

Red Lobster is so badass and yummy. Their rolls that they hand out are likc crack, though. D:

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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They've been getting romatic for three days straight now.
Jealous~?
No.

>D

Well, you're funny! D<

I know, right? :wub: <3 It was so awesome. People cheered for me~!

Which means we can go Red Lobster, bitches! 8D

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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...Where are Julie, Roza, and Krys?
Somewhere over the rainbow~
^^ I'unno.

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Stop laughing! Julie almost shot me in the head; I had a reason to want to kill her! D:
*coughDepravedHomosexualcough*
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Did you see my graduation pictures? Didyoudidyoudidyou!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!

Good. Because doing that would save us about $450.

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  Daring Dylan

• May 29, 2010

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