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[Dante's Stalker]

I went cold when this ad came on tv. Hubby and I had a massive debate - he thought they were advertising contact lenses, I thought the world has finally gone completely mad.
Then I checked out their site.
www.personasynth.co.nz

I totally put an order in.
It looks awesome and just thought I'd share due to the awesomeness.

I feel sorry for the peeps who don't have internet access.
That ad looks legit.

 

[Viper]

Only if I can have a synthetic Dante...

Alas, the video is not available to my country, but even without it my "something is fishy" senses are tingling. Though few months ago it was in the news how some company perfected manufacture of human dolls, and robotics is developing rapidly fast, so you never know... I might spend my retirement being served ice tea by white-haired hottie in red pants.

 

[Foxtrot94]

There's no enjoyment in ripping off a synthetic spine. I want real bones as trophies.

 

[Gel]

Only if I can have a synthetic Dante...

Alas, the video is not available to my country, but even without it my "something is fishy" senses are tingling. Though few months ago it was in the news how some company perfected manufacture of human dolls, and robotics is developing rapidly fast, so you never know... I might spend my retirement being served ice tea by white-haired hottie in red pants.

Oh, yeah?! And the blue coat guy?!

There's no enjoyment in ripping off a synthetic spine. I want real bones as trophies.

Fluffy, now you're being nasty!You don't want me to have nightmares, do you?!

 

[Foxtrot94]

Fluffy, now you're being nasty!You don't want me to have nightmares, do you?!

I'm a Predator, I live like a Predator.

 

[Gel]

I'm a Predator, I live like a Predator.

Hmm, aren't you ever gentle?That's not romantic!

 

[Foxtrot94]

Hmm, aren't you ever gentle?That's not romantic!

Hey on my planet, offering a female a human skull just ripped off the body is like, the ultimate romantic engagement offering.

 

[Gel]

Hey on my planet, offering a female a human skull just ripped off the body is like, the ultimate romantic engagement offering.

That's nice! Male beetles usually offer poop to their wives and they love it.

 

[Viper]

Oh, yeah?! And the blue coat guy?!

Only if there is two-for-one deal, I gather these would be quite pricey. XD

All this reminded me of fanfiction I read...

 

[Gel]

Only if there is two-for-one deal, I gather these would be quite pricey. XD

All this reminded me of fanfiction I read...

:meh:The blue dressed guy will ask you if he is only a half of a man, like he did to the rabbit.

 

[Viper]

:meh:The blue dressed guy will ask you if he is only a half of a man, like he did to the rabbit.

Just tell him that he is not even close and if he strips you'll make him a man. If you know what I mean... *waggles eyebrows* XD

 

[Gel]

:blush:! As if he wasn't already! Someone already did it first.I came too late for that.:frown:

 

[Viper]

:blush:! As if he wasn't already! Someone already did it first.I came too late for that.:frown:

There is still chance for you. Who ever it was, from the way DMC3 Vergil behaves it is clear they made a lousy job.

 

[Gel]

There is still chance for you. Who ever it was, from the way DMC3 Vergil behaves it is clear they made a lousy job.

And who assures you I will do a good job?I put too much hope on my shoulders and that's a kinda heavy...

 

[Viper]

And who assures you I will do a good job?I put too much hope on my shoulders and that's a kinda heavy...

Well... now... you analysed Vergil, that knowledge already puts you at advantage. ^^;

 

[Gel]

Well... now... you analysed Vergil, that knowledge already puts you at advantage. ^^;

And we were completely wrong on that diagnosis!Now I need to cry!:'(

 

[Foxtrot94]

Who the heck even cares, just order a synthetic Vergil programmed to be however you want him to be.

 

[Gel]

Who the heck even cares, just order a synthetic Vergil programmed to be however you want him to be.

But it's not the same thing, babe! The real thing is just better!There is more resistance coming from the real grouch, you know.I love resistant people, just that!

 

[Foxtrot94]

But it's not the same thing, babe! The real thing is just better!There is more resistance coming from the real grouch, you know.I love resistant people, just that!

Well if you want the actual real thing, then Dan Southworth is the man.

 

[Chancey289]

I wonder if this show is any good.