Sassy Dante

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Lol, didn't notive how much DmC Dante likes to "point the finger" lol.
 
Dante seems to have a finger fetish, whether it's to point angrily at his brother or flip off demons. I wonder what else he can do with those magic fingers.... :troll:
I'd rather know what Vergil can do. I'm sure he saves them for some.... interesting usage.:shifty:
And NO, it's NOT polishing his sword. I can do that for him.

... :| Oh wait. Did I really say that?!?!?
*goes hiding in a corner*
Sorry, guys. Think I drank a little too much tonight. Beer speaking, ignore me...>_<
 
Finger fetishes and LysseC completely hammered and spilling out all of her sexual desires and fantasies about Vergil. Yup.

Haha but yeah I didn't notice Dante pointed his finger a lot. Kinda reminds me of those classic mafia men way back when. Can you guys picture it? Dante + Fedora + Stripped Suit + Cigar = Mafia!Dante
 
Finger fetishes and LysseC completely hammered and spilling out all of her sexual desires and fantasies about Vergil. Yup.
Yeah, sorry about that... >_< Gawd I'm terrible at times.

...And it's all Onecrazymonkey's fault! She started the perv thoughts about fingers! :P
(I still love you though, my friend! ;) )
 
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Yeah, sorry about that... >_< Gawd I'm terrible at times.

...And it's all Onecrazymonkey's fault! She started the perv thoughts about fingers! :P
(I still love you though, my friend! ;) )

~Hands Lysse another beer and some sugar. Turned her around fifty times then aims her at Vergil.~ Have fun and no little Sparda babies while I'm gone!

...WHAT?! The thread is titled "Sassy Dante"!
 
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Finger fetishes and LysseC completely hammered and spilling out all of her sexual desires and fantasies about Vergil. Yup.

Haha but yeah I didn't notice Dante pointed his finger a lot. Kinda reminds me of those classic mafia men way back when. Can you guys picture it? Dante + Fedora + Stripped Suit + Cigar = Mafia!Dante

MAfia new Dante: "I don' know who dis guy is but I want him an' his demon scum DEAD! Las' time you see a Nephilim dress like dis."
 
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~Hands Lysse another beer and some sugar. Turned her around fifty times then aims her at Vergil.~ Have fun and no little Sparda babies while I'm gone!
Vergiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *squeals and jumps him*

...Imma having a terrible hangover tomorrow. But it's worth the while.:cool:

Edit:
Poor, poor thread. What have I done to you?:O
Still Onecrazymonkey's fault...>_< Luv u for this.
 
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It just got super sassy up in this b!tch. Dante turned into a mafia member and is now holding several people at finger-point.
 
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...And it's all Onecrazymonkey's fault! She started the perv thoughts about fingers! :P
(I still love you though, my friend! ;) )

and I love you !!!! However I never said what he was going to do with those magic fingers. Bad LysseC for jumping to dirty conclusions. I was thinking he would make an expert guitar player just like DMC3 Dante. :troll:


 
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