I wonder that everytime I go to the doctors. Luckily, I've still got two years before they declare it "essential to have one". :/
Thinking:
And so the house is finally clean. Phew. Now, lemme sleep for the next--ah, heck, I forgot she was coming over. >_<
lol....sorry, I thought that was really funny ^_^
Oh, pap smear tests. How I loathe those things. I've only ever had two, both were as painful as driving a needle into my eye (actually, I'd take the needle in the eye over a pap smear).
They never stop pestering me about my next one.
*gets note in mail*
Dear so and so, you are due your pap smear, please ring to make an appointment, sincerely, your doctor.
*scrunches it up and makes mental note to avoid doctors' office*
*get another note in mail*
Dear so and so, our records state you are overdue another smear test. Please ring the office to make an appointment. Sincerely your doctor.
*burns note*
*gets another note*
Dear so and so, until the age of x pap smears are free. Please ring for appointment, your doctor.
*tears note into a gazillion little pieces*
*gets another note in mail*
Dear so and so, it is a recommendation from the DHB to have a smear done every x amount of time. Our records show you are overdue, if you have had this done somewhere else, please advice, sincerely your doctor.
*chews up note and spits it down toilet*
*get new note in mail*
*throws it in the recycling bin without opening*
They are driving me insane. I'm sorry I've never physically given birth, maybe it'd hurt less then, but as it is, I'd rather take that needle in my eye, thanks.
-edit-
And men think they've got it tough. HA, I say. HA HA HA.