[Zodiac] Signs of Bad Fanfiction Writers

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Demi-fiend

Metempsychosis
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Feb 9, 2013
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  • Aries:turned off spellcheck and never looked back
  • Taurus:"lol **** canon"
  • Gemini:would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time
  • Cancer:can't imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC
  • Leo:three words: Throbbing Meat Wand
  • Vigro:can't describe anything without writing at least 30 ****ing adjectives for the same thing in front of it
  • Libra:"Ohayo, Snape Sensei," Harry-kun said blushing, "You are looking Sugoi today, desu."
  • Scorpio:solely responsible for their fandom's Auschwitz AU
  • Sagittarius:"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
  • Capricorn:has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month
  • Aquarius:writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen
  • Pisces:"hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy"
http://drvincentmorrow.tumblr.com/tagged/edited-again-for-me-being-absent-minded-folks
 
  • Aquarius:writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen
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It suddenly occurs to me that I never do the things Aquarians are meant to do...which is a blessing, this time. *spends too much time fussing over details in sex scenes and making them perfectly correct that they get cut because she's angry**thinks Taurus and Pisces kinda sound more like her**apologizes a lot for missing post dates and then tells everyone worried about things not following canon to get lost* >_>
 
I have written sex scenes but they weren't anatomically impossible:sneaky: I wonder if there is a list like this for people who draw fan art?If not someone needs to make one.
 
Taurus here and pretty accurate. I tend to avoid canon because I rather work with my own creative liberties.
 
Oh man, why is Scorpio so accurate?
I mean I tend to let main characters die a lot in my stories....
But it's gotten better, I only do it now depending on what type of story I write.