[Zodiac] Signs of Bad Fanfiction Writers

[Demi-fiend]

• Aries:turned off spellcheck and never looked back
• Taurus:"lol **** canon"
• Gemini:would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time
• Cancer:can't imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC
• Leo:three words: Throbbing Meat Wand
• Vigro:can't describe anything without writing at least 30 ****ing adjectives for the same thing in front of it
• Libra:"Ohayo, Snape Sensei," Harry-kun said blushing, "You are looking Sugoi today, desu."
• Scorpio:solely responsible for their fandom's Auschwitz AU
• Sagittarius:"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears"
• Capricorn:has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month
• Aquarius:writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen
• Pisces:"hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy"

http://drvincentmorrow.tumblr.com/tagged/edited-again-for-me-being-absent-minded-folks

 

[LordOfDarkness]

lol

I'm Pisces. My summaries may suck. But my stories don't

 

[Demi-fiend]

I'm Pisces. My summaries may suck. But my stories don't

I'm betting you also apologize a lot in your intros as well.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I'm betting you also apologize a lot in your intros as well.

Yeah I do, sorry. My fault really, I do apologise.

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

Lmfao! For once, it's good to be a Gemini (I think we got it the easiest out of everyone up there). Oh my gods...oh my gods...I died at, "limpid tears". (I came across that one's works only a couple of years ago, so...*shudder*. I assume they were trolling. Or at least, I hope they were.)

 

[Wuodan]

Ahahahaha! I'm so proud of being a Taurus. Made me burst tears of laughter.

 

[V's patron]

Im an aquarius but I havent gotten around to writing a sex scene yet but when I do... I will let you decide how possible it really is....:happy:

 

[Shadow]

• Aquarius:writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen

It suddenly occurs to me that I never do the things Aquarians are meant to do...which is a blessing, this time. *spends too much time fussing over details in sex scenes and making them perfectly correct that they get cut because she's angry**thinks Taurus and Pisces kinda sound more like her**apologizes a lot for missing post dates and then tells everyone worried about things not following canon to get lost* >_>

 

[HandsomePeanut]

hahaha. This list is amazing.

As a VIRGO (what on Earth is a Vigro? Some off-brand Viagra?:wink I don't do that and I can't stand in other writing. Guess I'm not a very good Virgo. :'(

 

[absolitude]

there's no such thing as anatomically impossible sex scene

 

[DragonMaster2010]

I feel so ashamed for being a sagittarius

 

[Lani]

I have written sex scenes but they weren't anatomically impossible I wonder if there is a list like this for people who draw fan art?If not someone needs to make one.

 

[LuciferHades]

I'm Sagittarian and never once did I brag about my name on fabric.net,I'm Dark Knight Lucifer by the way, at all accept now for the sheer hell of it

 

[MaidenoftheFlowers]

Of the years spending time laughing at My Immortal, it finally comes back to haunt me.

 

[Dante's Stalker]

That's.... very accurate.
How creepy.

CAPRICORNS FTW!

 

[lorddemolatron]

Im also Saggitarius, this slightly maked me laugh as I write FanFics but I make them good with no much notes from me as writer, im more dedicated in FanFic chapter than random banter lol.

 

[WolfOD64]

You forgot the Zodiac for immense, unadulterated LENGTH.

That's the one I fall under...unfortunately. :shifty:

 

[Chancey289]

Taurus here and pretty accurate. I tend to avoid canon because I rather work with my own creative liberties.

 

[Erian1Mortal]

Oh man, why is Scorpio so accurate?
I mean I tend to let main characters die a lot in my stories....
But it's gotten better, I only do it now depending on what type of story I write.