Well first off this is MY DMC game:
The game will have music produced by Nickleback and the Joanas brothers. All of Nickleback's old songs will be used as battle themes, boss themes and character themes. Random heavy metal bands will also be brought in to provide extra-scary screaming to the boss themes, to provide a classic feel that the old boss themes had. The Jonas brothers will motion-capture all of the characters and will each take turns voicing Dante, preferably when they have been just woken up from a nap.
Classic Dante will remain his old self, however he will be wearing tight skinny jeans and designer boots bedazzled with hearts, and a coat and hat resembling those who belong to this man:
The story will revolve around Dante and Nero, with Dante going through a midlife crisis and constantly trying to seem cool by throwing jokes around and doing backflips. He will splurge on things such as designer coats and by a corvette. Nero will become possessed with Sparda's ghost, who then is killed by Raiden from Metal Gear who got lost during the production of MGR 2, and had accidentally wandered into the set of DMC5. The game will then revolve around Raiden and Dante having to fight Sparda, who has somehow been eaten by a newly resurrected plot-device Vergil. Jetstream sam will also make a cameo, with Dante dying half way through the game. The game will then make a transition from DMC5 to Metal Gear Rising 2: The Devil's Fap. A picture of Platinum games production team will suddenly explode upon the screen in a ball of blue flames with the text, "We are here to save the day!"
The game will come with a sixty nine button and joystick controller for EXTRUA EXTRUA HARDCUR PLAYAs, with combos that will require the full use of both hands and feet. Estimated mastery of this combat system is predicted to be around forty-seven years. This is GUARANTEED to please KLASSUCK fans of the series. When a casual player attempts to play the game, an alarm system will go off followed by insulting messages that will tell off the player for even buying and daring to play the game. If they attempt to play the game again, the game will alert the HAP police and will have them arrested and shot. The game will come with no tutorial mode nor instruction manual, and will insult you if you even DARE to complain about the lack of those features. Remember kids, this is a game FOR HADCUR PLAYAS! Go play something else for kids if you can't handle it.
The game will contain fifty levels with overpowered enemies and constant back tracking, along with blaring nickleback in the background. Many of the same enviornments will be reused Players will even get the chance to drive a corvette over the badly beaten and bloodied body of DmC Dante. This game will guarantee to satisfy the classuck genuratun of DEE UMM SEE playas!
This is the prototype case sent to me directly from Capcom gais! We have something to now look forward too!
And the back of the case:
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