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Why Dino-Vergil should be the protagonist of DmC2

mrrandomlulz

mrrandomlulz

Monsuuuta moonssuta mo mo mo mo monsuuta
We all remember the initial Dino-Vergil rumor. It started on 4chan and spread all across the internet. Every DMC fan jumped with glee as they heard this amazing concept and it got almost every DMC fan ever to support DmC. But even with all of the positive feedback, Tameem knew that something as awesome as Dino-vergil could not be, and there for, sadly announced that Dino-Vergil would not be in the game. DMC fans everywhere cried as they heard the sad news. BUT the mighty Christian God, Morgan Freeman, felt pity upon us mortals, and told me to convince NT and Capcom to put Dino-Vergil in DmC2, not only as a character, but make him the character you play as. So without further ado

1. 1000 years into the future, Dino-Vergil will cure Super-AIDS 2.o

1000 years into the future, when the world is taken over by Adam Sandler via his enhanced version of everybody's favorite STD. Dino-Vergil will be leading the resistance against the forces of Unfunny Happy-Madison movies.
Eventually, Dino-Vergil will cure the disease and bring Freddy Mercury back to life.

2. Dino Vergil's full name is Dino 'Kickyoass' Vergil.

Self explanatory: His parents knew how to make their child sound like a BAMF
3. He duels with Chad Kroeger in a never ending battle for truth and justice.

I hate Nickelback, you hate Nickelback, who DOESN'T hate Nickelback.
So imagine their lead singer, as the main antagonist of DmC2.
The game will end with Dino-Vergil stabbing Chad, and then making out with Princess Zelda because Dino-Vergil is above copyright laws.

4. It will be inspirational to see him try to use Yamato.

Here is a picture of a T-Rex

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Look how far the arms are from the waist, where Yamato is sheathed. It would be absolutely inspiring to see Dino-Vergil overcome his disability of his arms being effing useless.


So in conclusion

I WANT MY DINO VERGIL!!!!
 
Loopy said:
The only DmC rumour I liked was the one about demons feeding off the misery of humanity...using it to power a time machine...not so much.
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that didn't sound bad, until the time machine part, because that gives the demons infinite tries, sortof of like the ability to hold infinite gold orbs.

and dinovergie is definetly the TRUE hero, he has the REAL power of SPARDA!
 
Loopy said:
Technically...wasn't it the Vergil comic that said demons use human souls as a sort of energy?
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Yeah, it's like they use them for nourishment and overall magical power, methinks. Like, food and magic fuel for them is one in the same - soooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuls~

Vinosh said:
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I still wish I could find the picture someone did of a T-Rex wearing Vergil's hat and holding the Yamato in his tiny wittle hands.
 
TWOxACROSS said:
Yeah, it's like they use them for nourishment and overall magical power, methinks. Like, food and magic fuel for them is one in the same - soooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuls~
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I laugh at your puny attempts to derail my master race thread
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I said it before and I'll say it again, we just need more games with motherfudging dinosaurs. At this point anything will suffice.
 
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