what do you guys think of the idea of me ruling the world.

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whould it be okay if i ruled the world

  • it whould be the best thing ever!

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • no

    Votes: 13 72.2%

  • Total voters
    18
I think I'm pretty smart. I'm not godly, but I know my way around a computer.

I don't care though, really. All I want is to be a lizard-man!
 
DreadnoughtDT;217036 said:
I think I'm pretty smart. I'm not godly, but I know my way around a computer.

I don't care though, really. All I want is to be a lizard-man!


if you assist me you will have a far better chance of becoming a lizard-man. i might even create a lizard woman for you.
 
Can you create minions for me DS, i can show you how they look.


Overlordminionsfk6.jpg
 
darkslayer13;217040 said:
if you assist me you will have a far better chance of becoming a lizard-man. i might even create a lizard woman for you.

Of course. I already have total knowledge of the dark arts. Watch...

*Raises three skeletons from the ground. One has a sword, one has a bow, and one has a huge axe.*

You! *points at sword skeleton* Scrub the floor!

You! *points at bow skeleton* Clean the dishes!

You! *points at axe skeleton* Be my bodyguard.
 
Noooo! I wanna be your assistant!
Look look, I can do better than DT!

*Raises three skeletons from the ground. One has a sword, one has a bow, and one has a huge axe.*

You! *points at sword skeleton* Scrub the floor!
*skeleton scrubs the floor and polishes it too*

You! *points at bow skeleton* Clean the dishes!
*skeleton cleans the dishes and packs them away too*

You! *points at axe skeleton* Be my bodyguard.
*stands sentry and opens up an undestructible shield around us*

Yeah! Beat THAT!
I wanna be the apprentice!!
But you're my apprentice. Am I not good enough for you now?
You're not trying to take over the world! *nods at darkslayer13* He is!
You're an idiot.
I don't care! I wanna rule teh world with my ebilness! :D
 
clairavance;217257 said:
Noooo! I wanna be your assistant!
Look look, I can do better than DT!

*Raises three skeletons from the ground. One has a sword, one has a bow, and one has a huge axe.*

You! *points at sword skeleton* Scrub the floor!
*skeleton scrubs the floor and polishes it too*

You! *points at bow skeleton* Clean the dishes!
*skeleton cleans the dishes and packs them away too*

You! *points at axe skeleton* Be my bodyguard.
*stands sentry and opens up an undestructible shield around us*

Yeah! Beat THAT!
I wanna be the apprentice!!
But you're my apprentice. Am I not good enough for you now?
You're not trying to take over the world! *nods at darkslayer13* He is!
You're an idiot.
I don't care! I wanna rule teh world with my ebilness! :D

fine then you can be my official assistant. i will make sure to tell you when i start to take over.
 
You daughter of a-! Grrrrr....

I get to be the leader of ALL the armed forces then. *sticks tongue out at Cv*
 
DreadnoughtDT;217313 said:
You daughter of a-! Grrrrr....

I get to be the leader of ALL the armed forces then. *sticks tongue out at Cv*

sorry but i will handle the armed forces personally. i won't really need them alot but i don't want to give anyone else the chance to use them. i will mostly take over by legitmate means. ( like palpatene in star wars except my original focus will be economic control not political .)
 
So no combat for me? Can I at least be an assassin?

Wait, if Cv is your right hand, then who's your left? Me? I'm left-handed anyways!
 
@ dread, sure why not. just remember you will have alot of work to do.

@ TCD minions count as miltary. you can be involved in miltary operations if you want thought. what branch whould you want.
 
Voted no.... In the end, someone going around braging about wanting to take over the world.... Of course I'll vote no lol. The world is f*cked already thanks to humanity. Why disgrace ourselves even further. XD

(Note that I'm partially being sarcastic, however I'm also serious)
 
AzureNight13;217827 said:
Voted no.... In the end, someone going around braging about wanting to take over the world.... Of course I'll vote no lol. The world is f*cked already thanks to humanity. Why disgrace ourselves even further. XD

(Note that I'm partially being sarcastic, however I'm also serious)

but if im in charge it will be diffent. im twisted in the opposite direction from everything else so it will even out.