It is the holy grail, the pinnacle of the terrible, cliche anime.
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A bunch of stupid people play a virtual video game where your mind is literally in the game. The main creator goes nuts for no reason and traps people within the game forever, unless they beat all 100 floors of the game. If the people on the outside world attempt to get the 'nervgear' off of their heads, DEY WUL DIE! OH NOES, NOT THE BLAND CHARACTERS! Which is completely stupid considering the fact that no one with a ******* brain, the police or the god damn government, can track down a single man WHO IS RUNNING THIS **** FROM A COMPUTER.
The bland male character then runs around collecting anything remotely vagina shaped and...yeah.
Kirito- Bland, male character who has no feelings and is every weaboo/otaku's self-portrayal. Wears only black and has two, 'spushal swoords' that no one else has in the game. He gains a special skill that no one else has, which is bullshiit considering the fact THAT MMO'S DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. I swear, this guy is like the wannabe version of Guts.
Asuna- A once badass and mysterious female character, reduced to a 'I'm worthless and weak without my bf!'
(insert dumb and cliche characters right here.)