'Tis a great day for mankind, for finally, the power of good, the builder of worlds, life incarnate, who is Sir PSY, has bypassed the absolute evil, the king of darkness, that is the unholy Justin Bieber. In this faithful day, hope was brought back upon our world, for finally, the Messiah arrived took all our misery and agony away.
From this day forth, the earth will forever be grateful for the kindness of the celestial being that is PSY, Savior of Worlds.
As a token of our appreciation, we give thou the rarest of all resources and materials on this planet: A single f@ck. The f@ck that is never given, is now given to thee, O' Almighty PSY.
Thou will be forevermore remembered as the one who brought mankind back from extinction, the one who brought destruction upon humanity's most deadly foe, the one who saved the earth. O', omnipotence one, we hail thee.