things they wouldn't say 2
- Thread starter Crimson Chaos
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nero: beer? yuk!!! gimme a shot of wiskey!!!
vergil: ...uh, kid? you sure your pretty little body can take such a hard drink?
dante & nero: ....*shocked stares*.....
vergil: what?.... oh, uh...i didn't mean...i mean i....uhhh... ah forget it. think what you want.
vergil: ...uh, kid? you sure your pretty little body can take such a hard drink?
dante & nero: ....*shocked stares*.....
vergil: what?.... oh, uh...i didn't mean...i mean i....uhhh... ah forget it. think what you want.
Vergil: Son of a bitch!
Nero: My mother was not a bitch!
Vergil: What do you know? She was actually a prostitue. And guess who tapped dat.
Nero: O_O
Nero: My mother was not a bitch!
Vergil: What do you know? She was actually a prostitue. And guess who tapped dat.
Nero: O_O
dante: now now brother, capcom has yet to set that in stone. we all know how they like changing their minds.
nero: so i'm not your son.... daddy?
sparda: oh great, look what you did dante, now the little twirp has daddy issues! as if this family didn't have enough of those...
nero: so i'm not your son.... daddy?
sparda: oh great, look what you did dante, now the little twirp has daddy issues! as if this family didn't have enough of those...
Nero: You know something funny Dante? The similarities between me and your dead brother are unreal.
Dante: Uh huh...
Nero: No seriously. We both scream for more power. We've both wielded Yamato. I use a blue Devil ghost thing when I activate my Devil Trigger that resembles him.
Dante: Yeah...Except Vergil didn't have a demonic arm. Yamato was rightfully his from our father, not yours. And he used his Dark Slayer style, which you don't. Oh, and he didn't cry over some girl he couldn't rescue.
Nero: Yes he did, your mother.
Dante: *Eyes twitch* You better hope for your sake he is dead, because I'm telling him that.
Nero: *Craps himself*
Dante: Uh huh...
Nero: No seriously. We both scream for more power. We've both wielded Yamato. I use a blue Devil ghost thing when I activate my Devil Trigger that resembles him.
Dante: Yeah...Except Vergil didn't have a demonic arm. Yamato was rightfully his from our father, not yours. And he used his Dark Slayer style, which you don't. Oh, and he didn't cry over some girl he couldn't rescue.
Nero: Yes he did, your mother.
Dante: *Eyes twitch* You better hope for your sake he is dead, because I'm telling him that.
Nero: *Craps himself*
Nero: Pow, right in the kisser.
Dante: I like wearing women's panties.
Jester: DADDIES GONNA SPANK YA BUTT, AND GO TO JAIL!
Mundus: I want more bunny rabbits, NOW!
Vergil: That's not the only sword I have.
Dante and Vergil: POTJACK! No, that's not it...
Nero: I don't want to do any 'arm to you demon.
Dante: I love cheesy poofs. If we didn't love cheesy poofs, we'd be...LAME!
Sparda: Yeah about my disappearance. I did some mushrooms and things started to get a little crazy. I didn't actually fall in love with your mom, I was just really wasted. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, accident children.
Dante: I like wearing women's panties.
Jester: DADDIES GONNA SPANK YA BUTT, AND GO TO JAIL!
Mundus: I want more bunny rabbits, NOW!
Vergil: That's not the only sword I have.
Dante and Vergil: POTJACK! No, that's not it...
Nero: I don't want to do any 'arm to you demon.
Dante: I love cheesy poofs. If we didn't love cheesy poofs, we'd be...LAME!
Sparda: Yeah about my disappearance. I did some mushrooms and things started to get a little crazy. I didn't actually fall in love with your mom, I was just really wasted. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, accident children.
Goku: uh, yeah, can we go back to the panty thing? when did you first feel like this dante?
Vergil: he's always been a fruit, sometimes i wonder if he's got the hots for Nero.
Nero: ME???!!!!
Trish: well sure, we've all seen how you look at him Dante.
Orochimaru: I"M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Vergil: he's always been a fruit, sometimes i wonder if he's got the hots for Nero.
Nero: ME???!!!!
Trish: well sure, we've all seen how you look at him Dante.
Orochimaru: I"M NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
Nero: Who the crap is that? *points at Orochimaru*
Orochimaru: You've never heard of me, the Demon King of Snakes?
Group: *shakes head no*
Orochimaru: Um...
Orochimaru: You've never heard of me, the Demon King of Snakes?
Group: *shakes head no*
Orochimaru: Um...
Dante:"Ya know i think ill start smoking"...sorry couldnt resist!!
Vegita: happy Valentines day Bulma, these match your eyes
blastoise: PICKACHU!
Vegita: happy Valentines day Bulma, these match your eyes
blastoise: PICKACHU!
Dante: I'm busy reading To Kill A Mocking Bird. Shut up, and stop calling about your husband being clawed to death by a devil.
Woman: ...Well... The devil is hotter, and doesn't go to theaters to watch those boring horror films about Bela Lugosi, so maybe you're on to something.
Woman: ...Well... The devil is hotter, and doesn't go to theaters to watch those boring horror films about Bela Lugosi, so maybe you're on to something.