Wrote up a fun article for you guys. ^_^
Needless to say this list contains some spoilers, so if you have yet to play these games and don't want any plot points ruined you may want to skip over some parts.
Top 5 Game Protagonists I’d hate to be
Ever play a game with a main character so epic you wish you could be them, or at least like them? Characters like Ezio, John Marston, Dante, and Leon Kennedy. Well, this list isn’t about those guys. No, this is about all those main characters that get the short end of the stick. These characters aren’t necessarily bad, but you don’t want to be in their shoes either.
5. Mario (Mario)
He may be the most iconic character of all time, but that doesn’t stop him from being a character you’d hate to be. Think about it. He has to save the same princess from the same villain all. the. damn. time. Imagine that really hard thing you had to do that one time. Now imagine having to do it every day of your life. Now you know what it means to be Mario.
4. That Guy You Play As (Demon’s Souls)
Ok so he kinda brought his fate upon himself by going to fight the Old One in the first place, but let’s not point fingers shall we? This guy has to fight even when he’s dead. Why? To save the world from demons, and to get his body back. Tough luck. The fact that this game is super hard doesn’t help either. Oh yeah, and when you finish the game it just starts all over again. This guy can’t catch a break. And the fact that all the character models to choose from are super ugly doesn’t help either.
3. Lightning (Final Fantasy XIII)
Ah because no post by me would be complete without this little nugget of bitchiness. This poor thing has it rough. Not only does she spend 90% of the game running forward, but she also has to deal with some truly annoying people from Hope’s whining, to Snow’s ‘heroics’, to Vanille’s overly cheerfulness. All the while dealing with a horrible and overly melodramatic story. Yes this girl gets into quite the pickle. The fact that she is the main character for only the first two thirds of the game and then it randomly switches to another character, so Lightning really isn’t that important at all, serves to further cement her as a character belonging on this list.
2. Jack (Bioshock)
Imagine being in a plane that crashes in the middle of the ocean. Oh look! There’s a big building on an island over there. How convenient! I’ll just get in this sub and visit some underwater city filled with insane freaks and do whatever Atlas “kindly” tells me to do. What can go wrong? Needless to say a lot can and did go wrong. Oh, but don’t worry, its just the usual case of “kill the twisted leader of the city only to find out you are not only his son, but the guy you had been listening to hardwired your brain to do everything he said and now you have to kill him to. “ No biggy.
1. Desmond Miles (Assassin’s Creed)
Being a modern day Assassin may sound awesome. Especially if that means having a hidden blade and being able to perform impressive stunts all while trying to save the world from an evil corporation run by Templars. However, what’s not awesome is having to sit in a machine all day every day reliving the life of your much cooler than you ancestors. The AC story may revolve around Desmond, but I’d be lying if I said he was the star of the show. Nope, that belongs to his ancestors, especially Ezio, while Desmond is nothing more than a nuisance that gets in the way of the player’s fun.
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What do you think? Feel free to share your thoughts on my list as well as your own list. ^_^
Needless to say this list contains some spoilers, so if you have yet to play these games and don't want any plot points ruined you may want to skip over some parts.
Top 5 Game Protagonists I’d hate to be
Ever play a game with a main character so epic you wish you could be them, or at least like them? Characters like Ezio, John Marston, Dante, and Leon Kennedy. Well, this list isn’t about those guys. No, this is about all those main characters that get the short end of the stick. These characters aren’t necessarily bad, but you don’t want to be in their shoes either.
5. Mario (Mario)
He may be the most iconic character of all time, but that doesn’t stop him from being a character you’d hate to be. Think about it. He has to save the same princess from the same villain all. the. damn. time. Imagine that really hard thing you had to do that one time. Now imagine having to do it every day of your life. Now you know what it means to be Mario.
4. That Guy You Play As (Demon’s Souls)
Ok so he kinda brought his fate upon himself by going to fight the Old One in the first place, but let’s not point fingers shall we? This guy has to fight even when he’s dead. Why? To save the world from demons, and to get his body back. Tough luck. The fact that this game is super hard doesn’t help either. Oh yeah, and when you finish the game it just starts all over again. This guy can’t catch a break. And the fact that all the character models to choose from are super ugly doesn’t help either.
3. Lightning (Final Fantasy XIII)
Ah because no post by me would be complete without this little nugget of bitchiness. This poor thing has it rough. Not only does she spend 90% of the game running forward, but she also has to deal with some truly annoying people from Hope’s whining, to Snow’s ‘heroics’, to Vanille’s overly cheerfulness. All the while dealing with a horrible and overly melodramatic story. Yes this girl gets into quite the pickle. The fact that she is the main character for only the first two thirds of the game and then it randomly switches to another character, so Lightning really isn’t that important at all, serves to further cement her as a character belonging on this list.
2. Jack (Bioshock)
Imagine being in a plane that crashes in the middle of the ocean. Oh look! There’s a big building on an island over there. How convenient! I’ll just get in this sub and visit some underwater city filled with insane freaks and do whatever Atlas “kindly” tells me to do. What can go wrong? Needless to say a lot can and did go wrong. Oh, but don’t worry, its just the usual case of “kill the twisted leader of the city only to find out you are not only his son, but the guy you had been listening to hardwired your brain to do everything he said and now you have to kill him to. “ No biggy.
1. Desmond Miles (Assassin’s Creed)
Being a modern day Assassin may sound awesome. Especially if that means having a hidden blade and being able to perform impressive stunts all while trying to save the world from an evil corporation run by Templars. However, what’s not awesome is having to sit in a machine all day every day reliving the life of your much cooler than you ancestors. The AC story may revolve around Desmond, but I’d be lying if I said he was the star of the show. Nope, that belongs to his ancestors, especially Ezio, while Desmond is nothing more than a nuisance that gets in the way of the player’s fun.
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What do you think? Feel free to share your thoughts on my list as well as your own list. ^_^