Dante ordered a pizza three hours ago and it wasn't delivered yet.
So he decided to put on a song on his jukebox.
And pictured unspeakable horrors he was going to inflict on the pizza boy when the kid finally did arrive.
Finally he decided that he would tell the kid that he could forget about a tip.
The kid arrived, Dante payed him, when the kid, still held out his hand for the tip, Dante slammed the door in his face.
He had no sooner settled on his desk mouth open to recieve a slice when the phone rang
It was Doom Guy asking for his Leaf Blower back.
"I didn't borrow your leaf blower, you ass waffle." said Dante, before slaming the phone down.
"Always the wrong number" muttered dante munching his pizza
without warning the door was flung open and a bleary eyed lady stood with a carrot in her hand
Doom Guy bursts through the wall on a motorcycle killing some chick with a carrot in her hand right beside dante "I. WANT. MY. LEAF BLOWER!"
"Dammit Doom guy i dont have your stupid blower" said dante whirlingebony and ivory before pointing them at doom guy
Dante pulled the trigger, shooting the doom guy in the head.
Doom Guy deflected the bullet with his chainsaw.
Then Nero showed up, with the leaf blower. "Sorry Doom Guy...I forgot to give you my adress."
Doom Guy revved his chainsaw and rushed at (?) Nero with a war cry.
Nero screamed like a little girl and ran away. "Nice Doom Guy." said Dante.
Doom Guy watched Nero run, and broke into a fit of laughter. "He runs like a girl." He said, and then,"Come back here with my leaf blower!" before setting off after Nero.
So he decided to put on a song on his jukebox.
And pictured unspeakable horrors he was going to inflict on the pizza boy when the kid finally did arrive.
Finally he decided that he would tell the kid that he could forget about a tip.
The kid arrived, Dante payed him, when the kid, still held out his hand for the tip, Dante slammed the door in his face.
He had no sooner settled on his desk mouth open to recieve a slice when the phone rang
It was Doom Guy asking for his Leaf Blower back.
"I didn't borrow your leaf blower, you ass waffle." said Dante, before slaming the phone down.
"Always the wrong number" muttered dante munching his pizza
without warning the door was flung open and a bleary eyed lady stood with a carrot in her hand
Doom Guy bursts through the wall on a motorcycle killing some chick with a carrot in her hand right beside dante "I. WANT. MY. LEAF BLOWER!"
"Dammit Doom guy i dont have your stupid blower" said dante whirlingebony and ivory before pointing them at doom guy
Dante pulled the trigger, shooting the doom guy in the head.
Doom Guy deflected the bullet with his chainsaw.
Then Nero showed up, with the leaf blower. "Sorry Doom Guy...I forgot to give you my adress."
Doom Guy revved his chainsaw and rushed at (?) Nero with a war cry.
Nero screamed like a little girl and ran away. "Nice Doom Guy." said Dante.
Doom Guy watched Nero run, and broke into a fit of laughter. "He runs like a girl." He said, and then,"Come back here with my leaf blower!" before setting off after Nero.