Well, I'm at a crossroads with him, really. I love him to bits but then I also hate him to no end. His wit is, for the most part, funny because it's so lame, not because it's funny funny wit. He lives to annoy, but then he gets some of his own back with Patty because what's more annoying than an annoying adult acting like a kid? A kid acting like a kid! I love how he doesn't flinch when his arm is being munched down on by this huge ass demon but when Patty attacks him with a mop in the gut, he goes 'ow!' :wub: That's so ridiculously cute!
I like his no-nonsense approach about certain things, like people butting in to his life and him telling them to fudge off. I also like his lack of worry about what others think of him, he really doesn't care and I find that confidence attractive. Then again it's pretty irritating too because some of the time, you know if he would mind what others think of him, he might stop being so mean/childish.
I hate his 'didn't your mother' jokes. Can you get any lamer? The next step up for his humour levels are knock knock jokes, seriously.
I also hate that he wore a shirt in DMC4. Damn you Dante! I also hate the nipple straps. I'd rather have him bare chested thank you
I love his playful attitude, especially in DMC3. The 'c'mon puppy, let's go' line still makes me @.@ and it is quite possibly one of his only good lines. I like the depth his character has as well. People might say he's shallow and Gary-stu but I don't see him that way. Considering his past, there's a hurt and angry little kid underneath all those layers of macho annoying childishness. I think he shields himself from being hurt by refraining from forming any solid relations to anyone else, which is why he prefers to be a loner. But then he's also a bit naive for thinking nobody cares about him at all, because Patty cared enough to go back to his office and clean it up for him even after she went to live with her mom again, AND Morrison even said 'take care' when he sent Dante on one of his missions. To which Dante had a snarky reply, but that's Dante for you.
I love his feet on the table kind of thing. It's so bad ass. And kicking down doors when they won't open? I dunno, maybe that's why I found it funny when he tuned that one boss 'didn't your mother ever teach you how to use a door?' cos evidently Eva never taught Dante that either. xD How's that for a joke backfiring on him? Lame, again.
Anyway. Enough about his personality, which I'm sure is going to become a lot more complex once we see whatever NT dish up for us.
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say anything, did I?
I love his handsome good looks. I've never really been one for tall guys because I'm petite, and I find myself looking up at my guy at times, who is average height, and going 'damn why are you so tall?' But that aside, the tallness does Dante justice and gives him an imposing image. Well it's better to have a tall lame-funny guy than a short lame-funny guy, right?
And teh blonde hairz :wub: to DIE for! If you're blonde and you live where I live, chances are I have stalked you at some point or another. I'm just very discreet and spontaneous with my stalking. Also, the blue eyes! Need I say more? And the arrogant little smirk? I LOVE the whole package, I really do, and I will admit that I prefer Reuben as Dante over anyone else because he just pulls it off so insanely good.
And I like Dante's stubble in DMC4. I mean *wolf-whistle* When I got over how annoying he is and how meh Nero is, I drooled over that stubble.
And did anyone ever notice his likeness with David Beckham?
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