King Avallach
Deity of the Old World
This is a bit of a daft attempt but see what you make of it. Even Dante can stand only so much psychological torture.
"What!" Dante slammed the reciever down and broke the phone.
"They can't charge me $500 on late charges on pizza bills! Who the hell do they think I am?"
The door flew open.
The shadow cast by the incomer was long and grew.
A bolt of light flashed up the length of the shadow and materialised.
Standing there was a figure that could have either been a man or a woman.
"Who are you?" Asked Dante?
"I'm here to collect, sir" the figure said.
"Forget it pal!"
"Why?"
"Cos if you don't I'll grease you right here"
"Why?"
"Cos I will"
"Why?"
"Cos you're an asshole to charge me so ridiculously much"
"Why?"
"That's getting annoying"
"Why?"
"Stop it"
"Why?"
"Cos you're getting on my nerves"
"Why?"
"Bloody well stop that before I really lose it"
"Why?"
"Cos you're ****ing me off and I'm a son of Sparda!"
"Why?"
(Gunshot)
"Why?"
(five gunshots)
"Why?"
"Alright, I give up"
Dante hands the money to the figure.
"Thank you sir" The figure bows
"Can you go now"
"Why...?"
"What!" Dante slammed the reciever down and broke the phone.
"They can't charge me $500 on late charges on pizza bills! Who the hell do they think I am?"
The door flew open.
The shadow cast by the incomer was long and grew.
A bolt of light flashed up the length of the shadow and materialised.
Standing there was a figure that could have either been a man or a woman.
"Who are you?" Asked Dante?
"I'm here to collect, sir" the figure said.
"Forget it pal!"
"Why?"
"Cos if you don't I'll grease you right here"
"Why?"
"Cos I will"
"Why?"
"Cos you're an asshole to charge me so ridiculously much"
"Why?"
"That's getting annoying"
"Why?"
"Stop it"
"Why?"
"Cos you're getting on my nerves"
"Why?"
"Bloody well stop that before I really lose it"
"Why?"
"Cos you're ****ing me off and I'm a son of Sparda!"
"Why?"
(Gunshot)
"Why?"
(five gunshots)
"Why?"
"Alright, I give up"
Dante hands the money to the figure.
"Thank you sir" The figure bows
"Can you go now"
"Why...?"
