THE BE MEAN TO DANTE THREAD

[seraphmaycry]

hang on before you start calling me a hater i do agree with the games review scores which are usually around 9/10 i just thought we could all have some fun

so say whatever you like about new dante or if you must call him so "donte"
post whatever you wish as long as it fits the rules

 

[Alittleacorn]

.....

"I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."

 

[Loopy]

Is this like an anger reliever for non Dante fans? Good idea. Maybe it will make a better mood in theis forum. As for me, I like this new Dante, but I also like a chance for making fun of characters.

I will be quickly running away with all his pizza and his alcohol and he will never get it back.:lol: I also think he needs new hair for the sequel.

 

[nightrunner_ks]

DONTE AND VORGIL SITTING IN LIMBO CITY, S-L-I-C-I-N-G. FIRST COMES POISON, THEN COMES BARBAS, AND A MUNDUS' SPAWN IN A CARRIAGE.

 

[Xeroxis]

Bad Dante.....Bad dante.......bad dante.....
*slowly punches an effigy of dante*
*effigy gets up and punches back*

 

[Railazel]

Dante, you're a prick.

That is all.

 

[Loopy]

Burn his trailer to the ground?:lol:

 

[DreadnoughtDT]

*burns a wooden dummy of New Dante to the tune of O Fortuna* (Disclaimer: I actually love New Dante, I just wanted to be funny.)

 

[DragonMaster2010]

I bet Kat can say something that's mean and nice to Dante.

Kat"At least you have a bigger d*ck then Vergil."
Dante"Touche, bitch."

 

[Downfall]

I would make a, "Be Mean to Vergil" thread, but there's so much hate against him already, that I feel it's rather unnecessary.

If anyone wants, I'll start it, but someone else could just as easily do so as well, if they wanted.

Here's my entry...

Vergil, why weren't you more of a badass in DMD? You're such a loser. -_-

 

[Ruisu]

[Insert mean joke about Dante's "whore" mother here]

That just seems to be such a popular thread among DmC's demons.

 

[Loopy]

[Insert mean joke about Dante's "whore" mother here]

That just seems to be such a popular thread among DmC's demons.

It's like all the major demons call her a 'whore' or something nasty. But it's just too funny when Lilith is calling Eva a whore. Hello, pot and kettle. :lol: She's doing worse than Eva. Banging Mundus is a step down from being with Sparda >_<

 

[Ether0]

Dante....Take at least one bath, or put on some new clothes

 

[berto]

 

[zarion]

I bet he has at least a demon ba$tard child or two out there, unless he killed off the demon hookers he reamed in the prologue.

 

[Winterfrost]

Dante you poopoo head. >:c