Stuff the YouTube Community says

[Marionette Cherry]

Youtube comments are a gold mine if you ever feel like you want to be ****ed off but you just can't get angry.

What are some things on youtube you've seen that make you just want to facepalm?
I'll start.

"If you don't like it don't comment on it"
"If you don't like it why are you watching the video!"
"like if 'x' brought you here"

My personal favorite that always makes me laugh when I look up DmC videos
"Do you work for Ninja theory?"

Classic.

 

[Terrutas]

"Pewdiepie started this first"
"Pewdiepie is better"

 

[Angel General]

"Like if you're still listening in 2013"
Followed by: "Like if you're still listening in 2978, I'm from the future" LOL not. I've seen this so many times.
"Youer gayy fagit" - The minority of imbeciles
"Like if you love Justin!<3 :* ♥''' ~ " *Pukes*
"ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ ＭＵＳＩＣ！╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮" Nice copy and paste skills.

 

[Marionette Cherry]

"Like if you're still listening in 2013"
Followed by: "Like if you're still listening in 2978, I'm from the future" LOL not. I've seen this so many times.
"Youer gayy fagit" - The minority of imbeciles
"Like if you love Justin!<3 :* ♥''' ~ " *Pukes*
"ＳＨＵＴ ＵＰ ＡＮＤ ＥＮＪＯＹ ＴＨＥ ＭＵＳＩＣ！╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮" Nice copy and paste skills.

Or the alternative...Assuming it's justin bieber
"708 people are justin bieber fans"
*Totally unrelated video that has nothing to do with music* "Still better than Justin Bieber" *Top comment 7,800,000.000 thumbs up*

 

[Angel General]

Or the alternative...Assuming it's justin bieber
"708 people are justin bieber fans"
*Totally unrelated video that has nothing to do with music* "Still better than Justin Bieber" *Top comment 7,800,000.000 thumbs up*

So true
"Do you even lift"
"I just wasted 2 minutes of my life"
"Your, grammer Is, bad. Get, a Education. dooshbag."

 

[Dante's Stalker]

"I'm in the weird/dark/wrong side of youtube again"
Not a facepalm comment, but one I like, because it's so friggin true (and I look up weird things so )

 

[LeoXCV]

"What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words."

So overused it hurts.

 

[V]

I'm never short on reasons to get angry, but I generally have to stay away from the YouTube comment section. Especially the ones where people argue endlessly about which guitarist is the best, or which genre of music something belongs to. These people all need to fall down a deep hole.

 

[8BitHero]

"Like if you're still listening in 2013"

I rarely leave the comment
"Like if your listening to this in the year 1559 under the rule of Queen Elizabeth I" but that's if I'm trying to annoy them.

Usually those "AMERICA YEAH" comments. Y'know, the ones where you point out factual evidence of them being wrong to which they reply with "yeah well we saved you from the Japanese" and then I click on their profile to find they're 15 years old.....k.

I also hate those feed/army comments. If someone big likes something EVERYONE has to leave a comment saying "Prepare for [insert YouTuber] raid etc" or [insert YouTuber brought me here]". The army ones are "Incoming barrel army etc". Stupid.

But I think the worst, WORST comments I can think of the funny clip comments which are quotes from the clip (YOU JUST WATCHED) which gain thumbs up. Thanks. >: (

 

[Marionette Cherry]

"I bet you're not really x age"

Why does this matter? How did we get on this subject? Kid you're 5 years younger than me and you're subscribed to Pewdiepie.

 

[Winterfrost]

How to videos: Instructions weren't clear enough, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
Gaming channels: Like this so he can see what to do!
Other channels, reply to someone random: Yeah! Same here! I got my stuff from -enter URL here and use a proxy to thumb up my comment-

 

[Zilla]

"Filthier than Hitler's K/D ratio."

Used to see that little nugget on a lot of UKFDubstep videos.

 

[Martius]

"If you like x or agree with what i said thumbs up!"
"Bla bla - usually advice or pointing something missed in game walkthrough or lets play - thumbs up so author could see that"

 

[Terrutas]

"leave pewdiepie alone we r bros all you need is a brofist ))))))))))))))))))))"

God I hate the pewdiefags

 

[8BitHero]

"leave pewdiepie alone we r bros all you need is a brofist ))))))))))))))))))))"

God I hate the pewdiefags

Even seen this?

 

[Terrutas]

Even seen this?

I thought I was supposed to lose my youth by 18. Thanks a lot. :<

 

[Marionette Cherry]

Comments like this

Drive me insane.

Even seen this?

"He's funny because he screams"

Nah, I didn't see that. I couldn't have. People like this don't exist.

 

[Terrutas]

Comments like this

Drive me insane.

I was JOKING

 

[Marionette Cherry]

I was JOKING I saw the IGN review. >_>

I-I was kidding too...Y-You ruined it I'd never look down on you.

 

[Terrutas]

I-I was kidding too...Y-You ruined it I'd never look down on you.

:<