Rejected movie lines

[King Avallach]

Seeing Mock of the Week. I thought it would be a great idea to do something similar here.

How it goes is someone sets a film for the next person and the next person has to try and think of a hysterical line that would be rejected by the serious film makers.

E.g. Person 1 puts in: Schindler's List.

Person 2 replies: Eggs, tomatoes, milk, bacon? Are you sure this is the right list Mr. Schindler?

I'll set the first one. It should be quite easy.

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Damien]

Luke , im your mother

Crank

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?

Orlando: Nah, I got some sunny-d, some pepsi max... But no coke.

Cloverfield

 

[Damien]

"Somethings out there attacking NY "
"where, i cant see anything but a cat "

alien

 

[King Avallach]

Hud: It's another thing also pretty bad but not as bad as the really bad thing that's turning the city to a crap heap.

Lord of the rings : fellowship of the ring

 

[Damien]

Frodo = i have ring
golum = u mean the bling

the number 23

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Walter: What is 23? Is it a curse? Is it... Jebus?

Die Hard

 

[Damien]

^ wats the next movie

 

[Damien]

John = this is my fourth die hard film called die hard H2O

Indiana jones

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Indiana: Aliens in my movie? Where is my whip ET?

Spider-man

 

[King Avallach]

Where'd ya come up with those tights?

Black sheep

 

[Damien]

Peter - uncle ben , y ?
Aunt may - peter wats wrong
P - uncle bens dead
A - nnnoooooo
p - the uncle bens rice is full of flies

Death Race

 

[Damien]

Indiana: Aliens in my movie? Where is my whip ET?

Spider-man

Peter - uncle ben , y ?
Aunt may - peter wats wrong
P - uncle bens dead
A - nnnoooooo
p - the uncle bens rice is full of flies

 

[King Avallach]

Sorry, I got in first for the spidey one.

 

[Damien]

i know but how do u delete a post

 

[King Avallach]

Oh, you can't delete them, I think that's only for supporters and staff. If you can it's in the edit option. There's an option that says delete. As I say though, I don't think you have it.

So, it's 'black sheep' that's next.

 

[Damien]

My sheeps black
mines white
racist

the italian job

 

[King Avallach]

Director: Crap, we can only afford minis, I wanted goddam ferraris!

Pan's Labyrinth

 

[quiksilvershado]

Pan: "My name is so old, only the mountains and tree's can pronuonce it."
Ofelia: "What is it?Tell me!"
P: "...Pan"
O: "..."

The Mummy

 

[Trish67]

Brendan Fraiser's Character (Can't remember his name): *To the mummy* OMG Your like already dead! Why am i running!?

Titanic