pranks

[Darcy Willows]

these will be a series of pranks between Dante and Vergil.


Dante walked into a bar and span around on the balls of his feet "Ladies I am here" he said noticing all the stares, well apart from on girl who was not even paying attention to him!!!!
He grabbed a random guy from beside him and pointed to her "Who's that chick" he said tilting his head.
The random guy grinned and removed dante's hand from his shirt "That's Darcy willows"
Dante looked thoughtfully at the girl "Is she a easy girl"
The random guy looked evilly at Dante, not that he noticed "Awesome" he said and walked over to Darcy.
She looked at him with large dark eyes, and an easily beautiful face, she rolled her eyes and spoke carefully "What?" she said bluntly
"Can I buy you drink?" he asked trying his usual banter
"You need to buy yourself a shirt first don't ya think" she said pointing to his bare chest.
"Well... yeah but... but hey want to go somewhere else" she must be warming to my charms nowhe thought as she smiled
"Bit cold outside don't you think, maybe you need to get a shirt first" she said smirking "Also your trouser zip is undone" she said not looking
He looked down and blushed, pulling his zip up "Look do you want to go with me or not" he said grabbing her hand and kissing it, then placing a hand on her bum.
Darcy raised an elbow and smacked him in the nose with it "Unwanted contact pervert, you crossed the line" she said breaking his nose and stormed out of the bar.
Dante looked shell shocked as he was tended to by another girl "What the hell"

Outside the random guy pulled off his mask and laughed "I did it again, got one up on my brother!" Vergil smirked.

 

[Kite]

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[UchihaClanLeader]

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[LoGoS]

Busting through the door, Dante catches Trish and Lady off guard.
"What happened to you," probes Trish as she removes her hand from Lady's thigh?
"Some chick at the bar broke my nose after I inspected the goods." Dante's bravado seems as hurt as his nose.
"This guy gave me a bad tip...Wait a minute..." Lady interjects with some clarity. "Was it Vergil again?" Dante stares at the ceiling before smacking his forehead in disgust, "Owe."

Rubbing his tender nose, Dante alerts Trish and Lady of his aggravation,
"Vergil's going down this time. I'm sick of that little prankster." Trish and Lady laugh.
"Whats so funny?"
"You should let go of your nose when you talk." Dante casually removes his hand before kicking back at his desk in the usual SSS manner.
"Here's then plan...."

Trish and Lady show up at the Tenemaguru (sp) and ring the door bell.
"Who knew there was an Adam's family ring tone," chuckles Lady
Rustling can be heard through the thick doors as a voice calls out, "Just a minute."
After a momentary pause, the door swings open, "Ladies may I be of service?"
Trish steps forward, "We’re tired of being with a loser. Do you mind if we stay with you?" Lady leans forward exposing an already obvious bust. "Pretty please Vergie?" Lady’s puppy eyes made Vergil's refusal impossible.
"Come in, my dears."
Vergil gives a quick tour before the ladies get to the bits and gears of the situation.
“Let’s party,” announces Trish as she uncorks a bottle of red wine.
“I don’t drink,” implores a snobbish Vergil.
“Just a sip Vergie,” Lady coaxes him with her feminine wilds as she hands him a glass.
Not wanting to be to prude, Vergil brings the glass to his lips and takes several sips.

One sip leads to another, and one glass turns in to bottles, and before too long, Vergil passes out cold. With Vergil passed out, Trish and Lady carry him to his master bedroom. They strip him down to his poke-a-dot boxers and can’t help but laugh.
“He’s all yours Dante.” Dante walks in and removes a Sharpy from his coat pocket. He raises the black marker in the air and exclaims, “This Party’s getting CRAZY!”

The next morning, Vergil awakes with a pounding headache, and removes a picture stuck to his forehead.
“SCUMMMM!”

 

[Darcy Willows]

Dante had ordered a pizza and couldn't wait for it to arrive "Pizza, pizza, pizza" Vergil was in the shadows filming him do his pizza dance, Dante shuffled around in his little white socks and twisted and partied like a cheerleader.

The doorbell rang and Darcy held the pizza on top of one palm, she usually worked for the Eternal Damnation Academy but she had to pay off her college bills so she took a second job as a pizza delivery girl.

Dante answered the door and his hand flew to his nose "Don't hit me again!" he said in a really high pitched voice.

Darcy broke out laughing "So you liked my elbow to the nose, well ask first next time" she said one hand on her hip.

Dante ran to the kitchen to grab his wallet but on the way back he tripped over his fluffy white bunny slippers and accidently buried his face in Darcy's chest. Her face darkened and she took the pizza and shoved it down the front of Dante's trousers and kicked him full whack in the balls "Pervert!" she shouted through Dante's high pitched screams.

~one week later~

Today on you've been framed...

Vergil screamed with laughter on his sofa and Lady sat beside him looking at Dante in his white socks rolling on the floor holding his balls "So that's why he was walking around like a gay cowboy for a couple of day's, you got him again didn't you"

Vergil wiped an imaginary tear from his eye "Two - one, im winning"

elsewhere at Dante's shop..

Today on you've been framed...

Dante's hand slowly let go of the pizza as his unfortunate day was broadcasted on live T.V "WHAT!!!!! VERGIL!!!"

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

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[LoGoS]

Vergil vigorously washes himself to remove the markings from last night’s shenanigans. The radio begins to play “The Crying Game”, and Vergil’s lips start to quiver. All of the sudden, the memories of a drunken dream hit like lightning in a bottle. His eyes grow large as he remembers what might possibly be the ultimate prank.

Quickly, he turns off the shower, and throws on his comfy, lavender robe. Vergil rushes to his couch and begins writing down the faint memories from his dream.
1) Video Camera
2) Pay off Pretty Delivery Girl
3) Film Dante in white socks and bunny slippers
4) Have Pizza delivery girl kick him nuts
5) Submit tape to You’ve Been Framed
6) Invite Lady over for TLC

“That’s it! There can only be one Son of Sparda! Mwhahaha!”
Just like his dream, Vergil stands in the shadows filming Dante doing his pizza dance “Pizza, Pizza, Pizza.” Dante shuffles around in his little white socks and twists and parties like a cheerleader.

“Perfect,” thinks Vergil as he chuckles under his breath.

The doorbell rings and Dante quickly runs to the door in anticipation. “Hey Kid, C’mon on in. Long time no see.”
“Nice bunny slippers,” comments the smiling delivery boy.
“They add to the effect.” Dante casually points to the window.
“Oh yeah. I saw some guy out there with a camera,” whispers the delivery boy under his breath.

Outside, a confused Vergil continues filming.

The strange delivery boy, dressed in a ball cap and trench coat, holds the pizza in his right hand. Dante tosses the kid some red orbs and grabs his much anticipated pizza.

“Wanna slice Kid?” The pizza delivery boy pauses for a second, but declines the offer. “I’ve got to run, a lot of pizza needs to be delivered, but thanks.”

But before he could leave Vergil busts through the doors. “You’re not the pizza delivery girl I paid off? What the hell are you doing here?”

“Just the guy I’ve been looking for.” Dante, still wearing his bunny slippers, gets up from his desk, and approaches the pizza delivery boy. Dante removes the cap from the young man’s head to reveal the family white hair and points him in Vergil’s direction.

“Verg, I’d like you to meet your son, Nero.”
“What? This can’t be? Who’s the mother?” questions a distraught Vergil.
“Verg, you only slept with 2 people and one of them had an Adam’s Apple, so I think it’s pretty obvious!”

Vergil presses his fingers against his brow in disgust, “Could this possibly get any worse,” he thought.
Nero runs with open arms to embrace his father, but Vergil hastily makes a retreat for the door.

“Pizza!” Vergil stumbles from the sudden appearance of Darcy and falls head first into her bosom. Her face darkens and she takes the pizza and shoves it down the front of Vergil's trousers and kicks him full whack in the balls "Pervert!" she shouts through Vergil's high pitched screams. Darcy stomps off leaving Vergil on Dante’s front steps.

Later that night on You’ve Been Framed, Vergil watches Dante skipping around like a school girl in his white socks and dancing around in his bunny slippers like a cheerleader. The video ends and the audience laughs.

Vergil smiles…”Thanks Dante. I guess that makes us even.”

 

[UchihaClanLeader]

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[Devil Hunter 95]

Rep+ LoGoS that was funny as hell :lol:

 

[Darcy Willows]

Dante woke groggily from his sleep and turned to the person beside him "hello gorgeous" he said. The person turned to face him and Dante screamed on the top of his voice "JESTER!!!" he jumped out of bed and found hundreds of paparazzi clicking away taking pictures

Dante screamed at sat bolt upright in his bed, seat dripping down his face, but no Jester "phew" he said wiping his forehead. He stood up and crossed over to the light switch and flicked it on. He went to the toilet and washed his hands, he lay down back in his bed and fell back asleep.

2 hours later

Dante woke, opening each eye slowly, to find Arkhams face staring down at him "ARKHAM!!!" he began to hit his head against the bed head and muttered "It's all a dream, just a dream" he said making a load of noise.

"I assure you, Dante, my love, that it wasn't a dream" he said lighting a fag, and laying beside the bewildered Dante. There was a loud knock at the door.

Darcy stood behind Dante's door, ready to apologise for breaking his nose, he wasn't that bad looking really. Dante grabbed a dressing gown and his fluffy bunny slippers and rushed to the door, a sleepy Arkham smiled and followed him wearing nothing. Dante pulled open the door and gasped "Hey.." he said kind of embarassed.

Darcy smiled and noticed a naked Arkham behind him "Oh so you're gay then" she said trying not to laugh. Dante let go of the dressing gown folds and waved his hands "No, no, no, he's a stalker" not noticing that she looked livid.

"Now your exposing yourself to me!" she pulled back a fist and punched him full whack again in the nose "I hope you and your boyfriend are very happy" and she stormed off in a huff. Dante turned furious towards Arkham and pinned him up against the wall "WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME!!" he shouted as Vergil appeared and took a photo of them both.

The next day
Vergil handed over £100 to Arkham "Thats enough right" he said smiling

"Yeah, just no more guy's okay, that was creepy and disgusting plus he smells like mouldy pizza" he paused "And how did you get that girl to turn up"

Vergil grinned "I told her that he really liked her and wanted to talk" he said opening the Demon news weekly

Today's big story --- Dante sparda is GAY!! "priceless" Vergil said wiping away an imaginary tear

 

[Devil Hunter 95]

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