You are way too strict, why we should be aloud to speak our thoughts once in a while...even if they are stupid and/or moniacle. Like this for instance:
Narrator: One day Seig showed up at the forums and wandered around the threads seeing what has been posted while he was gone. As he searches he finds himself upon the "Hurt or Heal" thread and decides to check the tallies so far. When he looks up what has happened he ahs noticed that...wait hold on a second the phones ringing...hello, yes this is Steve the Narrator...what...no I don't want to sign up to your services...you'll what!?...that supposed to be a threat...fine, try as you may....shoot me?...id like to seee you try...well i am nothing more than a voice after all...then how did i pick up the phone?...you know, that is a very good question...I'll have to get back to you on that...ok, bye ass-hole
Ok where was I...you know I don't really care anymore...I'll finish later....jerks.