LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
Short story ~Love Planet~
Serious and funny moments, like my other story 'Dante May Cry'.
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The story starts with our main hero Dante staring at his half naked body in the mirror of his shop. Dante's stomach looking rather porkier than we have come to see.
"Oh man, if I keep eating all that pizza, then it's really not gonna do me much good" Dante said to himself. "Oh well, these things can't be helped" he added, "Although on second thought" he said, smacking the desk with his foot and sending the pizza into his hand.
Tucking into the slice just before Trish arrived, he also got himself dressed in his usual manner.
Trish entered, and observed Dante's shop and Dante himself. Noticing the stains on Dante's clothes left there by food, that Dante hadn't washed out. And also Dante's now broken desk, that he had hit so many times.
"How are you suppose to pay Lady all that money? When you keep on having to spend money on keeping this place in good condition" Trish asked curiously, as to which she raised one of her eyebrows.
"This isn't the Anime, I don't owe Lady nothing in this" Dante replied, smirking.
At that moment Lady barged in, looking extremely annoyed.
"Whoa, easy Lady. You look like you could do with a drink" Dante said, smiling at her pleasantly.
"No Dante, what I'd like is my money" she replied, still angry at him.
"Oh man, why does everybody have to be all serious all the time? Listen, I know a cool place we can go to and relax. Take our minds off from things, especially demons. I'll give everyone a call" Dante informed the two.
"Not Nero" Lady and Trish both said in unison.
"Like I would call Nero" Dante laughed, scribbling Nero's number out quickly from the top of his contact list and hoping no-one saw.
Meanwhile
Vergil made his way out of the shower at his apartment, rushing to answer the phone that was ringing.
"Hello" Vergil answered.
"Hey bro, what's say you me and the girls head over to Love Planet tonight? We could score some chicks and everything" Dante said, sounding excited.
"Tonight? Ah, I promised Nero I'd go and see 17 again with him. He practically has an orgasm every time he sees Zac Efron on stage" Vergil replied, rolling his eyes; not that Dante could see that.
"Well call him and tell him you have other plans. I am your brother after all, the least you could do would be to spend some time with me. You know? Like as a family, how mum and dad would of wanted things" Dante said, pretending to sound upset.
"Alright, alright; I'll go with. Be at your place around 9, is that okay?" Vergil asked.
"Yeah. Oh, and bring a friend" Dante said.
"Okay, will do. See ya" Vergil said, as he said goodbye and put the phone down.
Turning away from the phone and looking evil, "Bring a friend huh? You didn't say there was anyone I couldn't invite" Vergil said, laughing to himself.
There was a sudden buzz on the intercom, as to which Vergil let Nero come up into his living room.
"I have popcorn, candy floss, strawberry laces, liquorice, sherbet, maltesers, revels, minstrels..." Nero was saying, before Vergil stopped him.
"Sorry Nero, we'll see that movie tomorrow night okay? If I'm not too busy killing demons, you know how it is" he said, looking at the blank facial expression of Nero.
"But I REALLY wanted to see that movie tonight" Nero replied, starting to get tearful.
"Oh my God, it's like I'm surrounded by a bunch of extremely emotional women. Get a grip of yourself man, we'll see it tomorrow" Vergil said, giving Nero a slight slap to the face.
"Oh well that's good then. So what's the plan for tonight?" Nero asked thoughtfully.
"We're heading to Dante's place around 9, then we're going to Love Planet" Vergil replied.
"Should be good fun" Nero stated.
"Yes, but Dante doesn't know you're coming with" Vergil told Nero, as he started to laugh in an evil manner.
Nero joined in with the evil laughter, but got a little carried away with it and completely ruined the moment. Vergil looked at him with a blank face, and then hanged his head in shame at the young Devil hunter.
"I don't even know why I was laughing" Nero said, in an obvious manner.
Back at Devil May Cry
Dante and the girls were making themselves look good for the night. Although to Dante that meant putting his feet up, as he already looked as good as could be.
"Looking nice ladies" Dante said from across the room, as Lady came out wearing an extremely small skirt.
"Now when you bought that skirt, it was bigger right?" Dante asked, as to which Lady scowled at him.
"Okay, okay, ease up. You'll be less like that when we find you a charming man for the night. Oh who am I kidding? I'm sitting right here" Dante said.
"Charming? You're idea of a romantic date is slicing through demons and spilling blood everywhere, finished off by a pizza at your fantastic shop" Lady pointed out.
Dante looked almost confused.
"I fail to see the bad in that" he said.
"That's my point Dante" Lady replied, as Dante sat back more in his chair.
"Touché" he said.
Someone knocked on the shop door, as to which Dante answered to greet Vergil.
Stepping out from the rain, he brought Nero inside Devil May Cry also.
"Dude, the girls don't want him here" Dante whispered into Vergil's ear.
"Oh, you didn't say that" Vergil said, looking rather beside himself.
"So, how is everyone?" Nero asked, but nobody replied.
"Okay, I'll just make myself quiet" Nero added.
"Good idea" Lady muttered to herself, as Trish had just finished making her hair look nice.
"Looks like we're all set. Let's roll" Dante said, spinning Ebony and Ivory in his hands but then clumsily dropping them.
The gang made their way over to Love Planet, which wasn't too far from Dante's shop. But on arrival, they noticed there were demons blocking their way.
"What the? I thought this was a demon free night? Sorry guys, looks like the party's over" Dante said, raising his guns and shooting the demons.
Vergil and Nero got to work on slicing through them, blood splattering everywhere and messing up Lady's skirt.
"DAMN IT DANTE!!!" Lady bellowed out, taking out Kalina-Ann and firing a missile in Dante's direction.
"Oh crap" Dante said, jumping onto the missile and riding it like he had once done before.
"WHOOOO!!! YEEHAH!!! YEAH, HA HA!!!" Dante cried out, with delight; as he soared around the sky.
Finally sending the missile towards a 17 Again billboard, before jumping off at the last second.
"I'm sorry Lady" Dante said, disappointed with himself. "I'll buy you drinks, they're all on me okay?" Dante said, but she still didn't look too happy.
Once inside, they got their drinks and Dante and the guys observed the dancers of Love Planet.
"Hey, she's new. What's her name?" Vergil asked Dante, and not Nero.
"Candice, and she is one hot fox" Dante said, winking in her direction.
Nero looked out of place, as he had never been to the place before, or even any of its kind.
The Next Day
The guys and girls all woke up with terrible hangovers. Dante was in bed with the Candice chick, or so he called her.
Trish and Lady woke up with their dates, and Nero woke up alone; or so he thought.
A leg brushed against Nero's leg, but it wasn't a pleasant one. Nero opened his eyes cautiously, daring to look at what was in his bed.
It turns out Nero had hooked up with the only girl, that wasn't actually a girl.
Nero got out of bed, rushing to the toilet to be sick.
I guess the moral of the story is to never trust Dante on a night out, as you may never know where you might end up the next morning.
Somewhere on a boat in the North Sea.
"Wake up" came a man's voice, poking Vergil's body with a stick.
The End.
Serious and funny moments, like my other story 'Dante May Cry'.
............................
The story starts with our main hero Dante staring at his half naked body in the mirror of his shop. Dante's stomach looking rather porkier than we have come to see.
"Oh man, if I keep eating all that pizza, then it's really not gonna do me much good" Dante said to himself. "Oh well, these things can't be helped" he added, "Although on second thought" he said, smacking the desk with his foot and sending the pizza into his hand.
Tucking into the slice just before Trish arrived, he also got himself dressed in his usual manner.
Trish entered, and observed Dante's shop and Dante himself. Noticing the stains on Dante's clothes left there by food, that Dante hadn't washed out. And also Dante's now broken desk, that he had hit so many times.
"How are you suppose to pay Lady all that money? When you keep on having to spend money on keeping this place in good condition" Trish asked curiously, as to which she raised one of her eyebrows.
"This isn't the Anime, I don't owe Lady nothing in this" Dante replied, smirking.
At that moment Lady barged in, looking extremely annoyed.
"Whoa, easy Lady. You look like you could do with a drink" Dante said, smiling at her pleasantly.
"No Dante, what I'd like is my money" she replied, still angry at him.
"Oh man, why does everybody have to be all serious all the time? Listen, I know a cool place we can go to and relax. Take our minds off from things, especially demons. I'll give everyone a call" Dante informed the two.
"Not Nero" Lady and Trish both said in unison.
"Like I would call Nero" Dante laughed, scribbling Nero's number out quickly from the top of his contact list and hoping no-one saw.
Meanwhile
Vergil made his way out of the shower at his apartment, rushing to answer the phone that was ringing.
"Hello" Vergil answered.
"Hey bro, what's say you me and the girls head over to Love Planet tonight? We could score some chicks and everything" Dante said, sounding excited.
"Tonight? Ah, I promised Nero I'd go and see 17 again with him. He practically has an orgasm every time he sees Zac Efron on stage" Vergil replied, rolling his eyes; not that Dante could see that.
"Well call him and tell him you have other plans. I am your brother after all, the least you could do would be to spend some time with me. You know? Like as a family, how mum and dad would of wanted things" Dante said, pretending to sound upset.
"Alright, alright; I'll go with. Be at your place around 9, is that okay?" Vergil asked.
"Yeah. Oh, and bring a friend" Dante said.
"Okay, will do. See ya" Vergil said, as he said goodbye and put the phone down.
Turning away from the phone and looking evil, "Bring a friend huh? You didn't say there was anyone I couldn't invite" Vergil said, laughing to himself.
There was a sudden buzz on the intercom, as to which Vergil let Nero come up into his living room.
"I have popcorn, candy floss, strawberry laces, liquorice, sherbet, maltesers, revels, minstrels..." Nero was saying, before Vergil stopped him.
"Sorry Nero, we'll see that movie tomorrow night okay? If I'm not too busy killing demons, you know how it is" he said, looking at the blank facial expression of Nero.
"But I REALLY wanted to see that movie tonight" Nero replied, starting to get tearful.
"Oh my God, it's like I'm surrounded by a bunch of extremely emotional women. Get a grip of yourself man, we'll see it tomorrow" Vergil said, giving Nero a slight slap to the face.
"Oh well that's good then. So what's the plan for tonight?" Nero asked thoughtfully.
"We're heading to Dante's place around 9, then we're going to Love Planet" Vergil replied.
"Should be good fun" Nero stated.
"Yes, but Dante doesn't know you're coming with" Vergil told Nero, as he started to laugh in an evil manner.
Nero joined in with the evil laughter, but got a little carried away with it and completely ruined the moment. Vergil looked at him with a blank face, and then hanged his head in shame at the young Devil hunter.
"I don't even know why I was laughing" Nero said, in an obvious manner.
Back at Devil May Cry
Dante and the girls were making themselves look good for the night. Although to Dante that meant putting his feet up, as he already looked as good as could be.
"Looking nice ladies" Dante said from across the room, as Lady came out wearing an extremely small skirt.
"Now when you bought that skirt, it was bigger right?" Dante asked, as to which Lady scowled at him.
"Okay, okay, ease up. You'll be less like that when we find you a charming man for the night. Oh who am I kidding? I'm sitting right here" Dante said.
"Charming? You're idea of a romantic date is slicing through demons and spilling blood everywhere, finished off by a pizza at your fantastic shop" Lady pointed out.
Dante looked almost confused.
"I fail to see the bad in that" he said.
"That's my point Dante" Lady replied, as Dante sat back more in his chair.
"Touché" he said.
Someone knocked on the shop door, as to which Dante answered to greet Vergil.
Stepping out from the rain, he brought Nero inside Devil May Cry also.
"Dude, the girls don't want him here" Dante whispered into Vergil's ear.
"Oh, you didn't say that" Vergil said, looking rather beside himself.
"So, how is everyone?" Nero asked, but nobody replied.
"Okay, I'll just make myself quiet" Nero added.
"Good idea" Lady muttered to herself, as Trish had just finished making her hair look nice.
"Looks like we're all set. Let's roll" Dante said, spinning Ebony and Ivory in his hands but then clumsily dropping them.
The gang made their way over to Love Planet, which wasn't too far from Dante's shop. But on arrival, they noticed there were demons blocking their way.
"What the? I thought this was a demon free night? Sorry guys, looks like the party's over" Dante said, raising his guns and shooting the demons.
Vergil and Nero got to work on slicing through them, blood splattering everywhere and messing up Lady's skirt.
"DAMN IT DANTE!!!" Lady bellowed out, taking out Kalina-Ann and firing a missile in Dante's direction.
"Oh crap" Dante said, jumping onto the missile and riding it like he had once done before.
"WHOOOO!!! YEEHAH!!! YEAH, HA HA!!!" Dante cried out, with delight; as he soared around the sky.
Finally sending the missile towards a 17 Again billboard, before jumping off at the last second.
"I'm sorry Lady" Dante said, disappointed with himself. "I'll buy you drinks, they're all on me okay?" Dante said, but she still didn't look too happy.
Once inside, they got their drinks and Dante and the guys observed the dancers of Love Planet.
"Hey, she's new. What's her name?" Vergil asked Dante, and not Nero.
"Candice, and she is one hot fox" Dante said, winking in her direction.
Nero looked out of place, as he had never been to the place before, or even any of its kind.
The Next Day
The guys and girls all woke up with terrible hangovers. Dante was in bed with the Candice chick, or so he called her.
Trish and Lady woke up with their dates, and Nero woke up alone; or so he thought.
A leg brushed against Nero's leg, but it wasn't a pleasant one. Nero opened his eyes cautiously, daring to look at what was in his bed.
It turns out Nero had hooked up with the only girl, that wasn't actually a girl.
Nero got out of bed, rushing to the toilet to be sick.
I guess the moral of the story is to never trust Dante on a night out, as you may never know where you might end up the next morning.
Somewhere on a boat in the North Sea.
"Wake up" came a man's voice, poking Vergil's body with a stick.
The End.
