LOD's Apply Army vs IC's Orange Legions
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Sparda's rejected son
For Edenoi!
Apple wins every time bro. :troll:
IncarnatedDemon
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My warriors will soon come after you, Apple Son.
Sparda's rejected son
For Edenoi!
IncarnatedDemon
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You leave me with no choice.
Guards, kill the apple prisoners!
Apple Prisoners : "Oh noes save us! Please save us!
Apple Prisoners: aaah my fruitmeat!
Apple Prisoners: "My juicy water is running out"
Apple Prisoners: "I cant feel my leaves!"
Apple Prisoners: ....
Apple Prisoners: .....
Guard: We killed them all Sir.
Excelent
Sparda's rejected son
For Edenoi!
My response:
IncarnatedDemon
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I will send my fierce Warrior to deal with Goku:
Behold the power of SpongKing of Angmar:
Behold the power of SpongKing of Angmar:
LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
To you Oranges, this is a battle of strength. To us Apples, it's a battle of wits. We believe that brains triumph over brawn any day so we begin with the following statements.
Firstly, the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". I have never heard anyone state anything about oranges keeping doctors away. I don't know about you but if I care about my health, I'm going to be eating them apples.
Secondly if I was walking down the street and I saw a girl who had an orange face, I wouldn't be very impressed. It's simply unattractive to me. Ah but you see, if I walked down the street and I saw a girl with an apple face then I would call for an ambulance because I'm quite sure that's not how the colour of your face should be. Then after I would imagine the headlines the next day would be, "Man saves girl from death!". And I'd be classed as a local hero.
Thirdly, the colour alone. If we look at oranges, what's their colour? It's orange, that's right. It's so stupid that it couldn't of had a different name other than the colour that it actually is. That's like calling a strawberry red simply because it is that colour. However with apples that's not the case because they can be different types of colours ranging from greens and reds.
Fourthly lets look at cooking. I know about cooking apples, but I haven't heard of cooking oranges. Another loss for the oranges.
And finally we come full circle to technology. There is a company called Orange, and there is a company called Apple. Which is better? Apple, I believe.
Your fruity honour, I rest my case of apples.
Firstly, the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away". I have never heard anyone state anything about oranges keeping doctors away. I don't know about you but if I care about my health, I'm going to be eating them apples.
Secondly if I was walking down the street and I saw a girl who had an orange face, I wouldn't be very impressed. It's simply unattractive to me. Ah but you see, if I walked down the street and I saw a girl with an apple face then I would call for an ambulance because I'm quite sure that's not how the colour of your face should be. Then after I would imagine the headlines the next day would be, "Man saves girl from death!". And I'd be classed as a local hero.
Thirdly, the colour alone. If we look at oranges, what's their colour? It's orange, that's right. It's so stupid that it couldn't of had a different name other than the colour that it actually is. That's like calling a strawberry red simply because it is that colour. However with apples that's not the case because they can be different types of colours ranging from greens and reds.
Fourthly lets look at cooking. I know about cooking apples, but I haven't heard of cooking oranges. Another loss for the oranges.
And finally we come full circle to technology. There is a company called Orange, and there is a company called Apple. Which is better? Apple, I believe.
Your fruity honour, I rest my case of apples.
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
dafuq did i just read?
LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
Vote apple or you're giving into kindness.
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
naaah i'm a lone wolf i'm with seniqua from sonic for hire
seniqua: SENIQUA VOTE AVACADO!
LordOfDarkness
The Dark Avenger © †
naaah i'm a lone wolf i'm with seniqua from sonic for hire
seniqua: SENIQUA VOTE AVACADO!
There is no room for avacado here. It shall be destroyed.
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
uuuh so will the oranges?
IncarnatedDemon
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"A apple a day will keep the doctor away" but... a orange contains around 10 times more vitamin C than apple does.
Oranges may not look impressive in your eyes but the smell when pealing the fruit could be a perfume.
And you can cook apples if you know where to look: Orange Biscuits
Orange dont have a direct company like Apple, but Oracle starts with Ora just like Oral B. And the color dominating Java programming language (made by Oracle) is orange.
Before Apple became a sucess with Iphone Java was running on phones, even now in Iphones Java is dominating still
Orange isn't called Orange because they couldn't think of a name, Orange is Orange because they dedicated the color to the fruit
Oranges may not look impressive in your eyes but the smell when pealing the fruit could be a perfume.
And you can cook apples if you know where to look: Orange Biscuits
Orange dont have a direct company like Apple, but Oracle starts with Ora just like Oral B. And the color dominating Java programming language (made by Oracle) is orange.
Before Apple became a sucess with Iphone Java was running on phones, even now in Iphones Java is dominating still
Orange isn't called Orange because they couldn't think of a name, Orange is Orange because they dedicated the color to the fruit
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
<_< .... >_> go avacados
IncarnatedDemon
Well-known Member
Join my army and i will save your village of Avacados.
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
IncarnatedDemon
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You will fight among my fierce Orange warriors. How many apples have you slayed before young hero?ok then
seniqua: AVACADO!
Laurence Barnes
Still not dead. Just not really here any more.
our village leader has slayed many a apple she eats them for breakfast you see