JOKES

[Arthur567]

tell any joke you have in your mind right now

1.- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving

2.-A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"


3.-(last one) A humble Argentinian and superman What they have in common?

None of them exist

 

[Nicodemus Zamoran]

tell any joke you have in your mind right now

1.- How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving

2.-A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"


3.-(last one) A humble Argentinian and superman What they have in common?

None of them exist

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[darkslayer13]

here is one i came up with it is an addition to a classic joke.


Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A: to get to the other side:lol:
Q: but why did the turkey cross the road
A: the chicken stole his wallet.:lol::lol::lol:


i know it is a lame joke. but i like it.^_^

 

[Meg]

here is one i came up with it is an addition to a classic joke.


Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A: to get to the other side:lol:
Q: but why did the turkey cross the road
A: the chicken stole his wallet.:lol::lol::lol:


i know it is a lame joke. but i like it.^_^

its cute! lame, but cute. :lol:

 

[Arthur567]

here is one i came up with it is an addition to a classic joke.


Q: why did the chicken cross the road
A: to get to the other side:lol:
Q: but why did the turkey cross the road
A: the chicken stole his wallet.:lol::lol::lol:


i know it is a lame joke. but i like it.^_^

lol i know another one "If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in. "

LOL

 

[Darth Angelo]

Spoiler

..yeah clearly too strong.

 

[ResaMoon]

^Not funny man.

Two fish are swimming down a stream when suddenly they run into a wall. One fish looks at the other fish then says, "DAM!"

 

[AzureNight13]

You actually don't want to know the jokes that go through my head..... I blame a certain friend of mine :lol:

 

[Vergil's Waifu]

The jokes in my mind come from the most dirtiest gutter (aka, my uncle)

 

[CloudStryker]

What has a hundred balls and screws rabbits?
A shotgun carteridge.

Whats brown and sticky?
Anal.

 

[Poroner]

What has a hundred balls and screws rabbits? A shotgun carteridge.

I didn't got that.

 

[Arthur567]

^Not funny man.

Two fish are swimming down a stream when suddenly they run into a wall. One fish looks at the other fish then says, "DAM!"

I didn't got that xD

 

[Leonhart.]

What does vincent valentine said to the blind old man?
"Where is the phone shop?"

 

[CloudStryker]

I didn't got that.

People hunt rabbits with shotguns, shotgun cartredges are made up off a shell with small metal balls inside.
Shoot to kill.
There for the rabbit is ****ed or screwed.

 

[aka958]

Lulz... I ain't got any good ones!

Let's see... *checks stash of good jokes*
Damn! Just Final Fantasy jokes! That will not do...

 

[CloudStryker]

^ ohh, yes it will, I've had trouble getting good ones.
Let's here some.

 

[Satsui no Hado]

What do you call a gun that pees?
A p-i-s-s-tol.
...that was awful wasn't it?

 

[Arthur567]

People hunt rabbits with shotguns, shotgun cartredges are made up off a shell with small metal balls inside.
Shoot to kill.
There for the rabbit is ****ed or screwed.

LOL i get it now