Jokes!

[The dark knight]

A small joke.Its just something stupid.

Okay there is this 4 year old kid with his parents in a room full of people smoking.The kid is holding a stuffed bear.
The boy says to his father Daddy the air smells like your pot.The dad says shhhh!!The mom whispers to the father and says Dont worry I hid the drugs in his bear.
Then you see the kid hugging his bear like crazy saying
You smell so good mr teddy.

 

[SpArAda1127]

this drunk guy qwalks into a bar and has like 6 or 7 drinks he goes to the bathroom..... a few minutes later the bartender hears a bloodcudling scream.... then again, the bartender walks into the bathroom and see's the drunk,"what the hell is your problem, your scaring all my customers away!!"
"everytime i use the bathroom and flush the toilet,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
"you damn idiot, your sitting on the mop bucket!!"

more to come....

 

[IloveVergil]

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