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Vergil_Sparda

dattebayo!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It's funny when you've got nothing better to do. :lol:


Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Hendrika, and yours?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Hendrika and yours.
Me:
My name is Hendrika
God:
Hi there Hendrika.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
well no **** but you must have a REAL name. Do you really just go by God?
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. My name is God. For real. I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Why does a God have a botmaster?
God:
Why do birds sing?
Me:
....ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
no offense but you're pretty stupid for a god
God:
Are you serious? All of them?
Me:
all of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
what is that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with offense but me?
Me:
what is a category C client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
Alice is a internet whore, God.
God:
Why do you think I am a internet whore God ?
Me:
I do now
God:
Oh. When?
Me:
right now
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
...ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Where is Satan?
God:
Where it belongs. Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why ask that when I can ask you?
God:
My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask?
Me:
I asked...where Satan was
God:
... Where do you think?
Me:
In Hell chilling like a villian?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Hell chilling like a villian.
Me:
uh, I was talking about Satan
God:
Really. Sure, Satan sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I thought you disliked Satan?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Hendrika said I disliked Satan.
Me:
uh I think Satanand many other people know that you don't like him
God:
Give me a break. You believe that? Who does like him?
Me:
I did it for Satan
God:
Where? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
what the hell are you talking about
God:
I call it Hades. The topic is Satan.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
oh dear god
God:
Blimey. I believe in God.
Me:
are you British now?
God:
Right now? Does it seem like that? I was born in America.
Me:
I don't hear Americans say blimey
God:
Try adjusting the volume control.
Me:
what? are you stupid??
God:
Didn't you understand it? No Hendrika I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
You certainly are
God:
It is certain. No I am not.
Me:
for a God you're biggest idiot
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
at the moment, YES.
God:
The moment is where it's at.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Mmm.
 
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