Funny Dante moments
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My favourite is probably Mission 12, in the cutscene that introduces Greyon.
Dante suddenly comes out with "A chicken race with a horse, huh? Fair enough..."
I love that line.
Dante suddenly comes out with "A chicken race with a horse, huh? Fair enough..."
I love that line.
DemonBloodSpill;23641 said:
close...but he actually says "you'd think so wouldn't you?"
my favorite parts are;
Vergil: You showed up.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party! No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology brother. I was so eager to see you, I couldn’t concentrate on
preparations for the bash.
Dante: Whatever, at any rate, it’s been a whole year since we last met. How bout a kiss from your
little brother? Or better yet how bout a kiss from THIS?
Dante: So this is what they call a heartwarming family reunion, eh?
Vergil: You got that right.
and
Dante: Well that was quick.
Lady: That man… did you kill him?
Dante: So what if I did?
Dante: Ooh, I love a fast woman.
Lady: Shut up! He was obsessed with becoming the Devil. So much he killed his own wife. For that
he butchered innocent people too. He’s the most vile kind of creature. To top it off, that filthy
scum is my father.
Dante: Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.
Lady: And what would you know about family?! You’re a demon! This is my father… my family! This
was all supposed to end by my hand!
Dante: Aren’t ya gonna shoot? Well that’s a switch.
Lady: Just go. I don’t care anymore.
Dante: Family, huh?
yeah that is a cool line.
jester: "remember that kid! right it down on your hand if you don't trust your head! hahaha!!"
dante: "i see, thanks. you still **** me off though."
"zip it! or i'll pierce that big nose!"
(beowulf enters) dante: "aww, you poor thing! didn't your mother ever teach you how to use a door?"
beowulf: "that odour, i know it!"
dante: "gimme a break. tell you what. next time i'll try and wear some cologne okay?"
jester: "remember that kid! right it down on your hand if you don't trust your head! hahaha!!"
dante: "i see, thanks. you still **** me off though."
"zip it! or i'll pierce that big nose!"
(beowulf enters) dante: "aww, you poor thing! didn't your mother ever teach you how to use a door?"
beowulf: "that odour, i know it!"
dante: "gimme a break. tell you what. next time i'll try and wear some cologne okay?"
where in the movie before the first level he picks up the pizza instead of his gun then fights with pizza in his mouth. that was cool and a good larf!
My favourite (as Trish67 mentioned) is this:
Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.
Well, we have something in common. I have a dysfunctional family too.
i love it whenhe eggs on cerb. thats so dame funny trying to wind up the guard of hells door:lol:
Dante: So tell me what's ur name?
Lady: I don't have a name.
Dante: OK then what should i call u then?
Lady: I don't care whatever you want.
Dante: ok lady....I'll leave this to you. cause i don't wanna miss the party.
Lady: who counted on you anyway.
i thought that was funny.
Lady: I don't have a name.
Dante: OK then what should i call u then?
Lady: I don't care whatever you want.
Dante: ok lady....I'll leave this to you. cause i don't wanna miss the party.
Lady: who counted on you anyway.
i thought that was funny.
kornistheanswer;26076 said:
jester is just the best for jokes like that. that one is my favourite aswell
ps. this is off topic but i think your sig ROCKS!!!
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