FLEAS!

[The dark knight]

FLEAS>>ARE EATING ME ALIVE!I am at a relatives house and they are everywhere.How do I get rid of them!?

 

[Angel]

Ok, don't panic. Just take all your clothes off, burn them and smother yourself in syrup. Run outside naked until you find a wasp nest and then plough right into it. The ensuing attack will make you forget all about fleas - you may even find yourself wishing the fleas would be your only problem again...


Alternatively, don't visit your relatives ever again - or if you do, wear a flea collar.

 

[The dark knight]

Do that to your husband then I'll know it has been proven by a DEATH,PAIN and Misery doctor.LOL JK!Unless he is willing to be the test subject.

 

[Steve]

I'll try anything once!

Except taking off my clothes, burning them, smothering myself in syrup, running outside naked into a wasp's nest. Other than that though, I'm up for anything! ^_^

 

[The dark knight]

LOL!Even making out with a flea infested dog?

 

[Steve]

Not after the last time! I swore: never again... :ninja:

 

[Dark Drakan]

Just make them put powder down and de-flea the pets.

 

[Angel]

Or de-flea the relatives...whichever amuses you the most...

 

[Demons Destiny]

and if you are gonna de-flea your relatives, de-flea their house then you will probably never have to go there again....but if that doesnt work...the next time your parents say "shift your @$$ we are going to see your relatives" (well obviously they are not gonna say that lol) then say "shove off i have very important course work to do" then make sure they take flea powder so they dont come back with fleas.....

 

[The dark knight]

I love my relatives house...meanies!!!!LOL!And Steve...you can do it man,you can do it.

 

[Steve]

The authorities say I can't. Not any more...

 

[Demons Destiny]

*starts to laugh* i've forgotten what you guys were talking about (before you say 'oh just scroll up to find out' i just cant really be bothered)...wait is it about.......oh yeah i get you now...sorry thats my blonde side showing (i dont have blonde hair but i used to)

ok back on topic-my bleedin kitten had fleas and i was forever killing the damn things.Oh if your relatives have a dog/cat/hamster (dont ask about the hamster bit ) then you throw them out the house or cover them in flea powder. They may turn white but its all ok

 

[The dark knight]

I once had some hamsters and they had like fifteen babies.Perverted hamsters.