This is the tragic tale of the DmC Ship. I was on the DmC ship on the hopes of reaching the land of hopes and dreams. The ship seemed strong as Capcom being the guidance and Ninja Theory steering it. However, there were plenty of people outside the ship warning people of an ice berg but people on the DmC ship wouldn't listen and I was one of them. However, one day on the poop deck I soon noticed the ice berg not too far away. I questioned if the Capcom crew knew if they were on the right path and I asked if NT crew got it all in check but the Senior Captain Tameem told me "How I'll like a face-palm". I soon saw this motorboat on the ship out of nowhere called "Anarchy Reigns". It seems someone brought it here and left it. I took the boat and went to see if there was an iceberg. I soon came in contact with the ice berg. To see if it was an ice berg I touched it, licked it, felt it, measured it, punched it, kissed it, and had sex with it and yes I f*cked the ice berg and it was then I soon noticed it was an ice berg. However, it was too late and there was nothing to change the captain's mind to change course. As I watched at the side as the DmC ship crashed into the ice berg. As the lower front part was completely destroyed but it wasn't total collateral damage but the ship started to have holes. However, the help known as the Reviewers i helicopters came but not even they could save this sinking ship. Capcom was persistent but NT said a prayer for the ship and had a goodbye song for it. Capcom did everything that they could but no PC repair kits or Patchescan save it now. As I watched the people on the DmC do all that they could (pray, hope, and believe) in the ship getting better. I soon noticed people leaving the ship and go to the passing MGR ship which threw in life boats and floaties. NT just jumped ship and all fled leaving Capcom there to consider their actions and take into action their final back up plan. Project Downfall as well as securing the BP ships to continue on their path but it wasn't enough. As I watched as they struggled I saw a small pack of motorboats just like mine not too far away and I took my motorboat, Anarchy Reigns, and after looking at the DmC ship with pity I drove past the S.S. Rising and gave it the finger then drove off in the sunset.