DmC Hugging Pillows
- Thread starter Alittleacorn
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A hapless situation they set themselves up in, since pillows lack the core body parts of a woman to fondle with in bed as an attempt to make her reach high notes.
788Masri
I'm just some guy who really like Devil May Cry
:lol:
Fake hair on a pillow would just be itchy to sleep with....at least a Mundus pillow wouldn't need hair:shifty:
I want a Mundus pillow.
That way, when I open my eyes I can quickly jump out of bed.
That way, when I open my eyes I can quickly jump out of bed.
:lol:
And if you don't leave bed quickly, then he will rip your heart out. I know I'd get out of bed with that kind of pillow. ^_^
Would anyone want to wake up to that, even if it did have padding for huge tits?:troll: I'd be scared. Heck, even Mundus does her from behind so he doesn't see her face when it falls off
:O for a moment, I actually thought I wrote that and forgot the troll face:lol: You nearly got me. I would be scared sh!tless of waking up to her.
lus I would get suffocated by huge tits....you know that has happened in real life:blink: A guy died because his larger girlfriend rolled over onto him and her tits suffocated him.
i guess he *puts on sunglasses* got more than enough on his shoulders
Some people would say he died a hero, doing what he loved:troll: Well, that's what one of my roomies said anyway. He also said if he had to die early, he would want huge tits to be the cause:blink: Personally I don't see the appeal. Too much back pain when women have big tits...that and unwanted attention from pervs.
788Masri
I'm just some guy who really like Devil May Cry
Similair thing happened in the UK a guy had to go to A&E because his girlfriend smothered him with her breasts when they were having the sexy times.
if he HAD dies id have loved to see the funeral service
"alas poor Steve, died doing what he loved. Putting his head between his girlfriends tits and going BRRREERRER"
Shiiiiiiiitttt! I'll be a hardcore DmC fan if to impress her or be her friend/associate.