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DmC: Hillarious Dante as a child *TUMBLR POST*

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I'M YOUR PROM DATE
YOU UGLY SACK OF S**T!
 
Just to be clear, I wasn't referring to the film classes themselves, they were fine, it was the students who think they know it all because they read a few books on film theory and now think they're J.Hoberman. So, yeah, like I said get over yourself. LOL.

If you want to discuss or refute the actual content of my posts then you're welcome to chief. It would make a nice change from just throwing lazy insults around, right? Although it is very flattering to be told my drivel has the tone of a person who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

Maybe we should try to salvage this thread by posting amusing Dante images instead of ridiculing an infant. But which Dante you ask?! Let us consult the Wheel'O'Dante!

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If you want to discuss or refute the actual content of my posts then you're welcome to chief. It would make a nice change from just throwing lazy insults around, right? Although it is very flattering to be told my drivel has the tone of a person who thinks he knows what he's talking about.

Maybe we should try to salvage this thread by posting amusing Dante images instead of ridiculing an infant. But which Dante you ask?! Let us consult the Wheel'O'Dante!

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Fair Enough. I agree with you on the making fun of baby images. Not so funny. I'm gonna have to choose the Dante left of the new one.
 
I'm really not. Laughing at a chubby baby is several marks lower than enjoying how funny the image of Dante holding Eva is on various levels.

I can appreciate that you wanted to amuse people, but I'll take pointing and laughing at bad art composition over pointing and laughing at ugly children any day.
jesus you're cynical... must everything you post have to revolve around whos right or wrong or who is the biggest wanabe know it all hero in a particular thread? Chill out man.
 
Good idea,
Alchemist, I'm going to unignore you, if we can discuss this in a CIVILIZED manner (And by civilized I mean, no flat out insults), then maybe the skeptics on the forum can look at you with a newly found respect, and vice-versa.
But let's do it in PM, so that we don't derail this thread any further. If any other members want to be part of the conversation, please tell me, but remember, the "No insults" thing works BOTH WAYS, as in, if you guys insult Alchemist, that won't be tolerated either.
So what do you say Alchemist?
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Just wanna say that I'm glad you had a couple of laughs over this, and that I DID not post this image to make fun of someone's baby. I found this on tumblr....

All of you people need to calm down, and I mean calm the **** down. I posted this to simply get a laugh out of you guys, to make your days a little better with something to laugh at. But instead I get some philosophical bull and screaming of "laughing at a child". I posted this to laugh at, not to freaking scream at. And just a little FYI, the baby isn't ****ing real. I contacted the original poster of this image from Tumblr, and he said its from MORPH THING.COM, NOTICE THE FREAKING "WWW.MORPHTHING.COM" logo at the bottom of the screen. Even before I contacted the original poster I knew this was a fake, so please calm the hell down and gain some common sense before trying to get all high and mighty on your horses.

Oh and just another little tid bit of info, the infant is a mixture of DmC Kat and DMC 4 dante, so "Boo hoo, I'm absolutely making fun of a baby.."

Good idea,
Alchemist, I'm going to unignore you, if we can discuss this in a CIVILIZED manner (And by civilized I mean, no flat out insults), then maybe the skeptics on the forum can look at you with a newly found respect, and vice-versa.
But let's do it in PM, so that we don't derail this thread any further. If any other members want to be part of the conversation, please tell me, but remember, the "No insults" thing works BOTH WAYS, as in, if you guys insult Alchemist, that won't be tolerated either.
So what do you say Alchemist?
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I'd like to be a part of this conversation
 
All of you people need to calm down, and I mean calm the **** down. I posted this to simply get a laugh out of you guys, to make your days a little better with something to laugh at. But instead I get some philosophical bull and screaming of "laughing at a child". I posted this to laugh at, not to freaking scream at. And just a little FYI, the baby isn't ******* real. I contacted the original poster of this image from Tumblr, and he said its from MORPH THING.COM, NOTICE THE FREAKING "WWW.MORPHTHING.COM" logo at the bottom of the screen. Even before I contacted the original poster I knew this was a fake, so please calm the hell down and gain some common sense before trying to get all high and mighty on your horses.

Don't feel bad, I thought it was funny at least.
 
God, even this forum isn't safe from assholes on their high horses
i'd be pretty embarrassed if i was caught defending a fake picture made through a website claiming its somebody actual child and is unethical to make fun of it just so i have yet another excuse to express negativity about a video game i don't like :/
 
i'd be pretty embarrassed if i was caught defending a fake picture made through a website claiming its somebody actual child and is unethical to make fun of it just so i have yet another excuse to express negativity about a video game i don't like :/
The pic kinda looks like Dante and Succubus had a baby. Totally impossible, but that's what it looked like to me.:lol:

Besides, real life babies aren't that cute unless they're your own. Then it's the cutest thing ever.^_^
 
It's nowhere near as funny as this image here.

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Oh God, here comes another bout of hysterics...
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Wait. Are you laughing because the image is funny, or because his mother died violently with her heart ripped out? If it's the second one, you got a strange sense of humor.
 
YES they are
They're puking, pooping snot machines.:lol: Nothing cute about being covered in that stuff>_< Then there's the howling and crying.....:/ Sure if it's your own baby, I guess you'd be fine with all that...well, you'd have to be because you're stuck with that baby now unless you get it adopted.....
I agree!! I never thought that babies were that cute; I'm more of a dog person myself.... :P
I like dogs so long as they're not too big. When large dogs jump at me, I get knocked over.:lol:
 
They're puking, pooping snot machines.:lol: Nothing cute about being covered in that stuff>_< Then there's the howling and crying.....:/ Sure if it's your own baby, I guess you'd be fine with all that...well, you'd have to be because you're stuck with that baby now unless you get it adopted.....

I like dogs so long as they're not too big. When large dogs jump at me, I get knocked over.:lol:
used to it, been a father before, loved it, even if it wasn't mine and that i was only 17, probably gonna get a dog first though, its all up to the missus, (whipped is an understatement in my situation)
 
I'd be too. I still don't understand how they couldn't notice a fake...its highly unrealistic...
i'd be pretty embarrassed if i was caught defending a fake picture made through a website claiming its somebody actual child and is unethical to make fun of it just so i have yet another excuse to express negativity about a video game i don't like :/
 
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Wait. Are you laughing because the image is funny, or because his mother died violently with her heart ripped out? If it's the second one, you got a strange sense of humor.
Don't understand either, that person thinks its funny because "A child is picking up a 160 Lb woman." I don't think they noticed the fact that Dante is half demon/angel, meaning he'd be much stronger than that of a normal child...
 
Damn, that's one ugly baby that only a mother could love. I'm glad he grew up to be the handsome young man he is in the game. ^^
 
Don't understand either, that person thinks its funny because "A child is picking up a 160 Lb woman." I don't think they noticed the fact that Dante is half demon/angel, meaning he'd be much stronger than that of a normal child...
I think it's to do with the fact that the image of Dante with Eva is mimicking the Pieta. Looks most like Michelangelo's one to me. But still....not sure what is funny about that:/
 
Macabre was just trying to live up to his username... Don't look too much into it.
And also, stop picking at one another. Internet is serious business, remember?
 
Macabre was just trying to live up to his username... Don't look too much into it.
And also, stop picking at one another. Internet is serious business, remember?
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But of course, the internet needs to be always taken seriously and held to heart, because its all truth. ...
 
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