DmC: DLC Costume Ideas

[Meg]

Bring shirtless, suspenders wearing Dante back. :lol:

 

[Jak]

It is done :3 your script sir

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Resting snuck in the tub filled with bubbles; Kat peered over at Nephilim, who was distracted looking around the steamy bathroom seductively lit with candles, all while a smexy saxophone played its smexy tune.

“What’s the matter, Dante?” She asked, leading her buddy to look at her both dubious and in astonishment.

“What the hell are we doing?”

“Huh?”

“Sorry, let me rephrase that,” Dante said, clearing his throat to false effect. “What the hell are we doing in a bathtub with ******* strawberries?”

“I, I don’t know. I thought I drifted off,” Kat said, as if only now just realizing where they were. She hid herself further beneath the bubbles. “This is…this is awkward.”

“Nah, same old same old for me,” Dante wriggled his gloved hand confused, before pointing at the saxophone playing man in the corner. “Although I’d probably be enjoying this a lot more if blower boy took a hike.”

“Oh, well okay,” Kat said and placing her finger and thumb, blew a loud whistle, summoning the deadly Vergil dinosaur of the underworld, with laser beam eyes; who smashed through the wall in full pursuit of the terrified musician who fled from the bathroom screaming for waffles. The musician never got far. A piece of a sun falling and frying him instantly from optimus prime punching it made turn sure of that.

Dante raised a brow. “Smooth.”

“Thank you,” Kat said, rising up from the bubbles as she stood, apparently having been sitting in the bath completely clothed. “Now I’m off to the squirrel kingdom with some turkey basters. Farewell.”

And so she left, leaving Dante to play ‘balance the strawberry on the tip of my nose’ game, and really badly at that, as he called out to the witch. “Remind us never to become friends with benefits. You creep me out with that squirrel ****."

And they lived sort of happily ever after, The End

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What do you think Director Jak? Will our film sell 5 million units?

beaturiful. i'm calling michael bay for pyrotechnics right now :w00t:

 

[Jak]

Bring shirtless, suspenders wearing Dante back. :lol:

and a weapons skin pack for rebellion, ebony and ivory. so they look like they do in the concept art