DmC Devil May Cry -Stairway to Heaven-

[Rebel Dynasty]

Yay!


...

Uh...

I...I mean...

...cool.

 

[TWOxACROSS]

Newest Mission is GO! Just like the Thunderbirds despite that reference being over twenty years old...

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

I'm just going to do this in point formation...

-Excellent work with the dialogue (as always!) and honestly...I think I need to get some pointers from you on how to write out fight scenes, because when you deliver...do you ever deliver!

“Impressive, demon; harnessing the weapons of Man and twisting them for you own designs. Your kind has made many strides while you shut the Earth away from us,” Daniel said, brushing some dust from his coat.

Daniel’s cherubim swayed and move in unison with him, as if they were an extension of his own body.

-I highlighted a couple of minor typos in there, so you can fix them later, if you like. ^^;

-I love your attention to detail on the transformation of the weapons, and when Daniel creates the Cherubim.

-At least he didn't take an arrow to the knee...

-This was incredibly well done, and the last scene was incredibly vivid-I could see it all so clearly, when he finally managed to get a hold of his Grace.

 

[TWOxACROSS]

****balls. As usual I still miss something when I am reading the damn thing aloud to myself like a crazy person >.<

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

****balls. As usual I still miss something when I am reading the damn thing aloud to myself like a crazy person >.<

Didn't you know, Two? We're all mad, here... :laugh: I talk to my characters, for crying out loud; trust me, you're not crazy.

Also, don't kick yourself about it so much; two typos--two very minor typos, I might add, is not a big deal. It happens to everyone. ^^

 

[TWOxACROSS]

-At least he didn't take an arrow to the knee...

Never!

 

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Great chapter as always. :happy:

Also, could you make a sketch of Dante's angle trigger?

 

[TWOxACROSS]

I'm actually working on one right now :3

However, what we saw in this latest chapter was only a pseudo-trigger. Much like how now we have the man-demon, that is is full-on Devil Trigger that actually changes his physical form. His Angel Trigger, whenever he invariably unlocks it, will also change his form.

As I'm writing it, Dante's "Devil Trigger" in the game was only the first step, almost a bridge between his normal human-looking form and what he actually is as a demon. He was still so raw back then, that even his first powerful form was an uncontrollable and messy thing - my explanation of the erratic wave of Malice that affects time and gravity. When Dante finally harnessed it better, allowing the transformation into the man-demon, he is essentially harnessing that Malice inside for the transformation, instead of outward where it just makes the world go crazy.

Similarly, what we just saw was the first step to Dante getting is "true Angel Trigger". Dante's look didn't really change all that much for this. What it looks like in plain and simple descriptive terms is he now has a light shining behind his head (a halo), there's an unseen wind making his coat and hood blow about, and much like my interpretation of how the DmC1 DT is just uncontrollably exuding Malice, Dante in the pseudo-AT is just blasting out Grace, which is the mist billowing from underneath his coat. And of course, there's a light blue sheen on his coat.

 

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I'm actually working on one right now :3

However, what we saw in this latest chapter was only a pseudo-trigger. Much like how now we have the man-demon, that is is full-on Devil Trigger that actually changes his physical form. His Angel Trigger, whenever he invariably unlocks it, will also change his form.

As I'm writing it, Dante's "Devil Trigger" in the game was only the first step, almost a bridge between his normal human-looking form and what he actually is as a demon. He was still so raw back then, that even his first powerful form was an uncontrollable and messy thing - my explanation of the erratic wave of Malice that affects time and gravity. When Dante finally harnessed it better, allowing the transformation into the man-demon, he is essentially harnessing that Malice inside for the transformation, instead of outward where it just makes the world go crazy.

Similarly, what we just saw was the first step to Dante getting is "true Angel Trigger". Dante's look didn't really change all that much for this. What it looks like in plain and simple descriptive terms is he now has a light shining behind his head (a halo), there's an unseen wind making his coat and hood blow about, and much like my interpretation of how the DmC1 DT is just uncontrollably exuding Malice, Dante in the pseudo-AT is just blasting out Grace, which is the mist billowing from underneath his coat. And of course, there's a light blue sheen on his coat.

Somebody could probably mod that into the game since it sounds like a palette swap.
Even the fluttering coat since his coat already has physics to it in game.

 

[TWOxACROSS]

Pretty much, it's not as extravagant as the man-demon or the actual Angel Trigger

 

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Two quick points.

“It is my duty as a servant of the Lord to strike you down."

This kinda makes the "Lord" sound like a racist/fascist.

Also, Daniel(for some reason) reminds me of this guy:

 

[TWOxACROSS]

Heheh, well, we know the demons hated the nephilim, it's reasonable that on the surface many angels might feel the same way.

Plus, if you remember anything about the God of the Old Testament, he was sort of a b!tch when people didn't listen to him

 

[TWOxACROSS]

Plus, if you remember anything about the God of the Old Testament, he was sort of a b!tch when people didn't listen to him

*God looks down on Sodom*
"Awww, are you guys buttfucking? Dammit, where's my brimstone?!"

 

[Rebel Dynasty]

*God looks down on Sodom*
"Awww, are you guys buttfucking? Dammit, where's my brimstone?!"

X'D I...I'm at a loss for words...

Don't make me pull out the "hysterically laughing Ichigo" gif again...'cause I'll do it.

 

[TWOxACROSS]

Just smile and nod, hahaha

 

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*God looks down on Sodom*
"Awww, are you guys buttfucking? Dammit, where's my brimstone?!"

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Also, I get the feeling that you're not a very religious person.

 

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I'm a Christian, but I also know exactly how to find humor in just about anything One thing that I always thought was really funny was that the entire reason for the New Testament was that essentially God mellowed the f#ck out and had to get Jesus to tell everyone "Okay...so things got a little crazy, so we're just gonna get a little more chill now"

It also just makes me laugh heartily whenever a "Christian" denounces behavior citing the Old Testament - that sh!t ain't even ours!

 

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I'm a Christian, but I also know exactly how to find humor in just about anything One thing that I always thought was really funny was that the entire reason for the New Testament was that essentially God mellowed the f#ck out and had to get Jesus to tell everyone "Okay...so things got a little crazy, so we're just gonna get a little more chill now"
It also just makes me laugh heartily whenever a "Christian" denounces behavior citing the Old Testament - that sh!t ain't even ours!

Well, you make good stories, you can take a joke, and you yourself are funny so it's cool.
Besides I don't really mind religious people, especially when they're as laid back about their beliefs as you are. And when they are not douchebags about it.

Examples of said douchebaggy behaviour:

 

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Yeah, I learned about Christianity and the other religions really early on in life because I was so interested in all the mythology behind it (and what is religion but a still-believed mythology?).

Growing up, I was hesitant to follow a single religion (despite being a Deist) because of how the loud minority acts (like WBC). That sh!t never flew with me, and as I went through life and met a lot of really cool, totally religious people, it became exceedingly apparent that 85% of them were reasonable folk, and the rest really were just a loud, loud, loud minority >.<

 

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it became exceedingly apparent that 85% of them really were just a loud, loud, loud minority >.<

I don't mean to extend the conversation but, how is 85% a minority?