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LordOfDarkness

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K peeps we keeping it fresh here. I cant keep that up...Anyway this was an idea that was inspired by epic rap battles of history. Using characters etc from the DMC and DmC Universe two people go head to head to rap battle it out using four verses containing four lines. A vote is then cast to decide the winner.

I will challenge someone to begin with.

All entries to be posted up within the same week.
 

LordOfDarkness

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Maybe I should of been a bit clearer.

I mean each verse needs to contain four lines as follows. The dots represent the lines.

Verse 1
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Verse 2
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Verse 3
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Verse 4
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Considering you want to challenge me we will begin. You can be DmC Dante and I will be DMC Dante if you agree and accept.
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Challenge Accepted!

You know the hero more Berserk than Guts

slightly nuts, and giver of no *****

couldn't keep silent

So come on guys!

LET'S GET VIOLENT!



Up against a rodeo clown

even if you're me, You're going down

when you hear the wicked sound

of the best slayer around


I've the son of Angel Eva and Demo Sparda

my rhymes hit hard, my blows harder!

My god my tounge is sharper

than katanas at the barber!

So come on, and try

I'm about to prove you a lie

When I make you cry

and rename the series DEVIL WILL DIE!
 

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Ha you must be joking, I'm the original not some copy.
When I'm done with you, they won't even know where I hid the body.
You say your the best of both worlds, you've got what it takes.
I say the only thing that's half about you is the fact your half baked.

I like the fact you claim your sharp, yet have not met my blade.
Your achievements are not a single scratch against the legacy I've made.
You had a human hold your hand to help you save the World.
Probably just to hide the fact that you fight like a little girl.

I'm sorry but I don't get scared by look-alike copies.
Even when I was a child I was dropping demon bodies.
When DMC fans first saw you they screamed out WHY?!
That's only because I'm the real reason they like Devil May Cry.

Your 16 lines were good, but I only treat that as a starter.
The only thing that's hard about it is you could of tried a lil harder.
Next time you want to mess with a demon this deadly.
Actually be something worthy for me to call you my enemy.
 

VOLPE

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Ha you must be joking, I'm the original not some copy.
When I'm done with you, they won't even know where I hid the body.
You say your the best of both worlds, you've got what it takes.
I say the only thing that's half about you is the fact your half baked.

I like the fact you claim your sharp, yet have not met my blade.
Your achievements are not a single scratch against the legacy I've made.
You had a human hold your hand to help you save the World.
Probably just to hide the fact that you fight like a little girl.

I'm sorry but I don't get scared by look-alike copies.
Even when I was a child I was dropping demon bodies.
When DMC fans first saw you they screamed out WHY?!
That's only because I'm the real reason they like Devil May Cry.

Your 16 lines were good, but I only treat that as a starter.
The only thing that's hard about it is you could of tried a lil harder.
Next time you want to mess with a demon this deadly.
Actually be something worthy for me to call you my enemy.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL not bad at all love this thread its epic rap battles of history meets dmc ill be looking forward to more posts
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Ha you must be joking, I'm the original not some copy.
When I'm done with you, they won't even know where I hid the body.
You say your the best of both worlds, you've got what it takes.
I say the only thing that's half about you is the fact your half baked.

I like the fact you claim your sharp, yet have not met my blade.
Your achievements are not a single scratch against the legacy I've made.
You had a human hold your hand to help you save the World.
Probably just to hide the fact that you fight like a little girl.

I'm sorry but I don't get scared by look-alike copies.
Even when I was a child I was dropping demon bodies.
When DMC fans first saw you they screamed out WHY?!
That's only because I'm the real reason they like Devil May Cry.

Your 16 lines were good, but I only treat that as a starter.
The only thing that's hard about it is you could of tried a lil harder.
Next time you want to mess with a demon this deadly.
Actually be something worthy for me to call you my enemy.


DmC Dante

Like Jason and Tommy, I'm back to action!
Not giving you the satisfaction
of shaming me into inaction
get ready for a blood extraction!

Time to get serious!
I'm may lack experience,
But I'm humanity's deliverance,
my rhymes powered by brilliance!


I'm a Beast on the beat!
and A beast on the Street!
The Top Gun, The Elite!
The Best you'll ever meet!

I may be younger than you,
And I may be new!
But Let me tell you something 100% true!
I killed Mundus, something even you couldn't do!
 

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I must admit you've got spirit and some charasmatic prowess.
But even as a child I fully utilised my powers.
I knew what I was born for since the first time my sword was swiped.
All that happened to you was your mind got wiped.

Wake up to the reality and look at the pure fact.
I don't need my strength, just lyrics to break your back.
Nephilim? Please, you're ****ing with a cambion.
First degree murderer, born to be a champion.

Don't anger me, you'll be messing with a true Devil.
You're so far below me you can't even see my level.
Playing with fire you're sure to feel the burn.
You're like one of those kids that never seem to learn.

Quit pretending you're the only one that's defending.
In a World with a battle that's never ending.
You beat Mundus? Damn, that's so clever.
Except everyone knows DMC's demon king was better.
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
I must admit you've got spirit and some charasmatic prowess.
But even as a child I fully utilised my powers.
I knew what I was born for since the first time my sword was swiped.
All that happened to you was your mind got wiped.

Wake up to the reality and look at the pure fact.
I don't need my strength, just lyrics to break your back.
Nephilim? Please, you're ******* with a cambion.
First degree murderer, born to be a champion.

Don't anger me, you'll be messing with a true Devil.
You're so far below me you can't even see my level.
Playing with fire you're sure to feel the burn.
You're like one of those kids that never seem to learn.

Quit pretending you're the only one that's defending.
In a World with a battle that's never ending.
You beat Mundus? Damn, that's so clever.
Except everyone knows DMC's demon king was better.

Ha! I'm a hip-hop G,
Your rhymes can't top me
There's nothing you can do to stop me,
Drop a one-two like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

My spirit's unshakable
My flows inescapable
my level's unattainable
My skill's like your clothes, it's unexplainable.

You look like a male stripper,
Who needs to lose a zipper
Hit you 'till you seeing stars, like the Big Dipper
my rhymes are killer, like a lyrical Jack the Ripper
 
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AlastorSword

“Must not sleep... must warn others."
Oh man I thought it do some demon dishes. I was going to lol hard. Some of these verses are sick. I'd jump in but the creative juices aren't flowing.
 

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Ha! I'm a hip-hop G,
Your rhymes can't top me
There's nothing you can do to stop me,
Drop a one-two like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

My spirit's unshakable
My flows inescapable
my level's unattainable
My skill's like your clothes, it's unexplainable.

You look like a male stripper,
Who needs to lose a zipper
Hit you 'till you seeing stars, like the Big Dipper
my rhymes are killer, like a lyrical Jack the Ripper

That's funny, I know something else that got big dipped.
Like remember when you sat on Yamato and your ass got ripped?
And somehow you still started when you should of just quit.
It's not acid or venom or anything of this World that I spit.

And how can you talk to me about my dress sense?
Looking like you look, people throw you their spare five cents.
You look like you're homeless and in need of new shoes and a cut.
Here's 60 bucks so you can at least freshen up before I kick your butt.

I don't get why you come back, it's like you don't hear my words.
Or wait I get it now, you must just like getting served.
This time when I'm done, I'll throw your ass to the curb.
Hit you so hard that like your childhood it'll just be a blur.

I mean how loud do I have to shout for you to eventually hear me?
I warn you kid I'm like a black hole, you really shouldn't come near me.
You've shot up too much druggy, that's probably why you don't fear me.
You can come at me verse after verse, you really don't scare me.
 

TerrorA

Don't mess with a Mage, bitch.
Mad badass rhyme.

Heh. I'm an adolescent Nephillim,
Packing weapons and steppin' in,
balancing saint and sin,
killing on a whim!

I make Devil's cry, I never say die!
End any enemy whenever they try
My body count rising every Time!
1,2,5,6,7,8,9!

I feed off resentment!
Raised on the streets, rapping's my element!
A little rebellion's good for development!
My victory is eminent!

You're (DMC4 Dante) The Bluntest in the genre,
You should have done it harder!
Now, the best you'll get is to become a martyr
For tangoing with Dante Sparda
 

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Heh. I'm an adolescent Nephillim,
Packing weapons and steppin' in,
balancing saint and sin,
killing on a whim!

I make Devil's cry, I never say die!
End any enemy whenever they try
My body count rising every Time!
1,2,5,6,7,8,9!

I feed off resentment!
Raised on the streets, rapping's my element!
A little rebellion's good for development!
My victory is eminent!

You're (DMC4 Dante) The Bluntest in the genre,
You should have done it harder!
Now, the best you'll get is to become a martyr
For tangoing with Dante Sparda

I'm DMC 1 Dante at best, and I never fail to impress.
I walk around like I'm blessed, got to get something off my chest.
I make headlines so quick that I'm hot straight off the press.
A single word of mine could lay any line of yours to rest.

You've never faced anything like me, or even to this degree.
Maybe it'll teach you a lesson to not be dissing me.
Why don't you pick a new career? Try to solve a mystery.
And whilst you run around with Scooby Doo, I'll be making history.
 
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DragonMaster2010

Don't Let the Fall of America be Your Fall
I have the best rap ever!

Like THE best rap you'd ever seen in your entire life!

I mean it, my rap is so tight, so badass, so deep, that you'll need metal diapers for the bricks you're gonna ****!

here we go!!!

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