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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...*bang bang bang*

Dante: Shut it ya numbskull. It's Halloween, not Christmas.

Lady: Dante you just shot dead our producer.

Dante: Ah, we'll just get a new one.

You see, for it was Halloween. A time of year when people dress up in scary outfits and go trick or treating. But the unfortunate problem with that is that Dante and Co. encounter demons and devils all the time. And with their vast stupidity, the group find it hard to distinguish between a child dressed up in a ghost costume to an actual supernatural entity. And of course, hilarity ensues.

To be update a bit later tonight.
 
Trish: Dante, tidy up this place. It's a dump.

Dante: Oh, I hate Halloween. Don't you remember last year? I shot dead a bunch of people at a Halloween party because I thought they were demons sent by Mundus.

Lady: You need to stop being so paranoid about Mundus and his power. He's sealed away somewhere. Probably crying and sucking his thumb.

Nero: Or sucking Vergl's thumb.

Trish: What?

Dante: Uh uh, YOU need to stop being so paranoid about Mundus. Aha, reverse psychology BITCH!

Lady: Double what?
 
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