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TyrantWayne9999

TyrantWayne9999

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Horse wiener or squirrel semen?
For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about here it is:

Which is sillier to you?
 
mrrandomlulz said:
All I know, is that Kat jerked off a squirrel, that's why she isn't Dante's love interest. He doesn't want to get dragged into furry conventions
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YIFF IN LIMBO FURFAG!

The squirrel semen stuff doesn't surprise me. Her spells and stuff are influenced and based heavily on stuff from Pagan/Wicca religion and have you ever read any books on the stuff? My friend's mom is Wiccan and has these older books. There's some wacky sh!t in those books.
 
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Chancey289 said:
The squirrel semen stuff doesn't surprise me. Her spells and stuff are influenced and based heavily on stuff from Pagan/Wicca religion and have you ever read any books on the stuff? My friend's mom is Wiccan and has these older books. There's some wacky sh!t in those books.
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That was the joke behind the unorthodox Wiccan ingredients. Too bad it was just blown out of proportion and utilized as a means to hate the game's writing...
...because the original series was completely mature when it came to its use of jokes.
 
WolfOD64 said:
That was the joke behind the unorthodox Wiccan ingredients. Too bad it was just blown out of proportion and utilized as a means to hate the game's writing...
...because the original series was completely mature when it came to its use of jokes.
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Yep.

The original series really needed to work on the humor too. It wasn't really funny. I think only a couple things got a chuckle out of me and it's usually because it was the so bad it's funny thing. "LIGHT!"
 
Just how does one desiccate semen anyway, let alone from a squirrel :cautious: And h$te disturbing part is that Vergil probably taught her how to do it considering he taught her everything else.
 
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Desiccation is to dry something out, so it's dried semen, that comes from a squirrel.

Pretty sure Kat goes to Wicca-Mart for all her ritualistic needs. Desiccated fluids in aisle five, don't forget the sale on newt eyes - buy two get the second pair free with the applicable coupon.
 
Loopy said:
Just how does one desiccate semen anyway, let alone from a squirrel :cautious: And h$te disturbing part is that Vergil probably taught her how to do it considering he taught her everything else.
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TWOxACROSS said:
Desiccation is to dry something out, so it's dried semen, that comes from a squirrel.

Pretty sure Kat goes to Wicca-Mart for all her ritualistic needs. Desiccated fluids in aisle five, don't forget the sale on newt eyes - buy two get the second pair free with the applicable coupon.
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Is this an auto correct thing?
 
Horse wiener always gets a chuckle out of me. The desiccated squirrel semen scene always makes me chuckle with awkwardness...I don't it just seems kinda....iono (and yes I get it is an actual wiccan ingredient, they use all kinds of weird schmucklewuck for ingredients)
 
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